MEME: Would You Rather?

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Would You Rather:

1. Tag in with your character.
2. The character will, ICly, offer two options, neither of which should be terrific (i.e. "Would you rather get slapped in the face with a dead fish, or traverse a frozen tundra?"). They do not have to be related, although they could be.
3. Respond to others, also ICly, with which option your character would choose.
4. Debate the choices wittily!
5. ...yes, you can post more than one set of options if you like.

GO!