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caballero ∞ until one day it did ([personal profile] caballero) wrote in [community profile] taxonooc 2010-02-19 02:46 am (UTC)

Improbable Bat/Mordred Spawn

A. Name: Thomas Anthony Wayne (BAW)
B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House: idk anything about Zodiac signs so uhm SLYTHERIN. ambition and being kind of shady, okay.
C. Circumstances of Conception: In DC comics-land, all manner of gods in every known pantheon and every mythical figure is real and immortal and ALWAYS UP TO SOME ANNOYING SHIT where Wonder Woman or somebody has to go knock Merlin's teeth out or something, anyway, so this happens, and Batman and Mordred have to SAVE THE WORLD except in their dark despair in Niflheim, Bruce pisses off a Valkyrie by refusing to sleep with her, so she curses his boytoy Mordred to carry his child in her stead.
D. PB/Appearance: Thomas Dekker since I am watching that Terminator TV show right now. He's short.
E. Three Random Facts:
1: Despite carrying the family name, Bruce doesn't have much to do with his magic mpreg babby because it was made by magic and magic honestly kind of pisses him off. Hence being at Hogwarts apparently.
2: He is excellent at crime fighting but knows if he ever shows up in a mask Daddy Wayne will strangle him.
3: He really loves musicals.

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