A. Name: Boadicea. LIKE CHER. B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House: Gryffintroll C. Circumstances of Conception: Look. She's going to be living with him and she doesn't wear pants.
ALRIGHT FINE I WON'T COP OUT
eventually Enfys just has enough of Taxon and has A Bad Day and loses it a little, there are real dragons here and not rainbows, etc, and she takes it out on her dear faux-employer; unfortunately Bruce is COMPLETELY AWFUL at being any kind of emotional support so this leads to angry comfort sex. BECAUSE THAT'S TOTALLY HEALTHY, YOU GUYS, but let's face it these two are not exactly candidates for Good Decisions Hall of Fame. anyway, because this is not a bodice-ripper novel, one sex act does not equal MAGIC BABBY, that would be too damn convenient - no, Enfys figured out HEY, AN OLDER GUY WITH ISSUES I CAN TOTALLY USE FOR STRESS RELIEF and Bruce was just like YOU KNOW WHAT.............. FINE, because at the end of the day he's a dude, and sometimes you just forget to restock bat-condoms in the utility belt and VIOLA. BABBY. D. PB/Appearance: Coco Rocha. Who I think I used for a babby on another meme just like this one for another pairing but idr who but I like her so I am using her again. E. Three Random Facts: 1: her superhero name is Godslayer and she carries an axe. 2: she has a pet sheep named Quagmire. 3: daddy bought her a jet for her eighteenth birthday.
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B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House: Gryffintroll
C. Circumstances of Conception: Look. She's going to be living with him and she doesn't wear pants.
ALRIGHT FINE I WON'T COP OUT
eventually Enfys just has enough of Taxon and has A Bad Day and loses it a little, there are real dragons here and not rainbows, etc, and she takes it out on her dear faux-employer; unfortunately Bruce is COMPLETELY AWFUL at being any kind of emotional support so this leads to angry comfort sex. BECAUSE THAT'S TOTALLY HEALTHY, YOU GUYS, but let's face it these two are not exactly candidates for Good Decisions Hall of Fame. anyway, because this is not a bodice-ripper novel, one sex act does not equal MAGIC BABBY, that would be too damn convenient - no, Enfys figured out HEY, AN OLDER GUY WITH ISSUES I CAN TOTALLY USE FOR STRESS RELIEF and Bruce was just like YOU KNOW WHAT.............. FINE, because at the end of the day he's a dude, and sometimes you just forget to restock bat-condoms in the utility belt and VIOLA. BABBY.
D. PB/Appearance: Coco Rocha. Who I think I used for a babby on another meme just like this one for another pairing but idr who but I like her so I am using her again.
E. Three Random Facts:
1: her superhero name is Godslayer and she carries an axe.
2: she has a pet sheep named Quagmire.
3: daddy bought her a jet for her eighteenth birthday.