Post here with one/some/all of your pups, then other folks can tag in, and no matter how ridiculous the pairing, ask you the following about their first child: A. Name B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House C. Circumstances of Conception D. PB/Appearance E. Three Random Facts
A. Name: Christopher Ignatious Lane (Penny likes I-names.) B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House: Gemini. Probably a Hufflepuff! C. Circumstances of Conception: Pouring out libations for Hermes is kind of dangerous, because Penny is always tempted to do that "One for you, One for me" thing. Eventually she's doing shots with the crossroads, and you don't have to be totally familiar with Hermes to know that's not gonna end well. In this case, it ends with a babby being formed. D. PB/Appearance: Blonde hair, ginormous brown eyes, tops out at about 5'8"! E. Three Random Facts: 1. Surprisingly fond of tennis! 2. Builds model trains in his spare time. 3. Speaks sixteen languages, and despite both his parents, considers his first language to be Esperanto.
A. Name: Iphigenia Lane B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House: um... Cancer? And... idk, she's Bruce's kid, probs Ravenclaw. C. Circumstances of Conception: Alcohol. Lots of alcohol, and also not knowing each other very well. D. PB/Appearance:Ireland Baldwin. (http://www.accesshollywood.com/content/images/83/230x306/83892_alec-baldwin-ireland-baldwin-and-nancy-odell-at-the-sag-awards.jpg) No, seriously. E. Three Random Facts: 1. Blackbelt in jujitsu by age 5. 2. Refuses to wear spandex of any kind. 3. Grows up to write tell-all memoir about Bruce's shenanigans, including bat-related ones.
Penelope just picked the most unwieldy fucking name she possibly could, it is her motherly right goddamnit. Also if Bruce didn't want her to write a tell-all about him he should maybe have not been so bugfuck nuts.
HAHA WELL she is a Brucebabby after all. Penny is like 5'4" though so it's gotta be all his fault.
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taxonooc2010-02-18 09:19 pm
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"That is how babby is formed."
(lol only ~ladies~ really know Penelope yet, whatevs)
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you did a girl so i will do a boy :3
B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House: Gemini. Probably a Hufflepuff!
C. Circumstances of Conception: Pouring out libations for Hermes is kind of dangerous, because Penny is always tempted to do that "One for you, One for me" thing. Eventually she's doing shots with the crossroads, and you don't have to be totally familiar with Hermes to know that's not gonna end well. In this case, it ends with a babby being formed.
D. PB/Appearance: Blonde hair, ginormous brown eyes, tops out at about 5'8"!
E. Three Random Facts: 1. Surprisingly fond of tennis!
2. Builds model trains in his spare time.
3. Speaks sixteen languages, and despite both his parents, considers his first language to be Esperanto.
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...and be a fairly absent father but that's for the best.
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B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House: um... Cancer? And... idk, she's Bruce's kid, probs Ravenclaw.
C. Circumstances of Conception: Alcohol. Lots of alcohol, and also not knowing each other very well.
D. PB/Appearance: Ireland Baldwin. (http://www.accesshollywood.com/content/images/83/230x306/83892_alec-baldwin-ireland-baldwin-and-nancy-odell-at-the-sag-awards.jpg) No, seriously.
E. Three Random Facts: 1. Blackbelt in jujitsu by age 5.
2. Refuses to wear spandex of any kind.
3. Grows up to write tell-all memoir about Bruce's shenanigans, including bat-related ones.
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I enjoy that she is six feet tall.
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HAHA WELL she is a Brucebabby after all. Penny is like 5'4" though so it's gotta be all his fault.