Post here with one/some/all of your pups, then other folks can tag in, and no matter how ridiculous the pairing, ask you the following about their first child: A. Name B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House C. Circumstances of Conception D. PB/Appearance E. Three Random Facts
A. Name Ethan Achan Benjamin-Wayne (look when you let Jack name the kid, you get middle names like "trouble") B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House Aries. Stuck between Gryffindor and Slytherin, crazy ambition + ~hero type~ C. Circumstances of Conception After years of nagging (no literally, years, JACK IS PERSISTENT OKAY), Jack finally convinced Bruce to have one night of fun ever in his life. Many, many, many drinks and one very inconvenient glitch later (Jack can't even remember if there was sex, what a gyp), Jack got to learn about the wonders of mpreg! He stayed in his apartment and bitched all nine months and guilted Bruce into fetching him decaf lattes every two seconds. D. PB/Appearance:Thomas Dekker no idk Tomasz (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UZh7a-FOhxw/SyGF7NlN4VI/AAAAAAAAKA8/gPeSSC47cgQ/s400/Tomasz234.jpg) Pastyrczak (http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv1k87gfxj1qzlb6n.jpg)? E. Three Random Facts 1) He's very good at taking care of himself! ... Mostly because his dads have no idea what to do with small children, who let them raise a kid honestly. Being the richest kid on the goddamn planet doesn't hurt either. 2) First self-taught driving lesson: stolen batmobile. Grounded forever. 3) Wants to take over the world (benevolently!), but is p. sure Daddy Bruce will shut that shit down.
A. Name Sarah Jedidah Benjamin B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House Gemini/Ravenclaw C. Circumstances of Conception ... No you're right, this was totally an arranged marriage. Jack likes her, though, and was reasonably honest with her about his preferences, so once they had a child they both had their clandestine affairs on the side, but stayed together publicly and doted on their daughter. D. PB/Appearance:Ania Bukstein (http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2738391296/nm0119804) E. Three Random Facts 1) Started having mildly prophetic dreams at age 6 and was totally chill with that! Her parents were a bit more, er, concerned. 2) Jack is ttly trying to marry her off to Solomon so she can be QUEEN....after all the rest of David's kids kill each other off. Ahem. (All his impossible meme daughters: marry Solomon, take over world.) 3) She's deceptively quiet around strangers, but witty when she does speak and terribly manipulative.
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PRINCE BATMAN
B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House Aries. Stuck between Gryffindor and Slytherin, crazy ambition + ~hero type~
C. Circumstances of Conception After years of nagging (no literally, years, JACK IS PERSISTENT OKAY), Jack finally convinced Bruce to have one night of fun ever in his life. Many, many, many drinks and one very inconvenient glitch later (Jack can't even remember if there was sex, what a gyp), Jack got to learn about the wonders of mpreg! He stayed in his apartment and bitched all nine months and guilted Bruce into fetching him decaf lattes every two seconds.
D. PB/Appearance:
Thomas Dekkerno idk Tomasz (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UZh7a-FOhxw/SyGF7NlN4VI/AAAAAAAAKA8/gPeSSC47cgQ/s400/Tomasz234.jpg) Pastyrczak (http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv1k87gfxj1qzlb6n.jpg)?E. Three Random Facts
1) He's very good at taking care of himself! ... Mostly because his dads have no idea what to do with small children, who let them raise a kid honestly. Being the richest kid on the goddamn planet doesn't hurt either.
2) First self-taught driving lesson: stolen batmobile. Grounded forever.
3) Wants to take over the world (benevolently!), but is p. sure Daddy Bruce will shut that shit down.
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MPREG
3) yeah he would
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B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House Gemini/Ravenclaw
C. Circumstances of Conception ... No you're right, this was totally an arranged marriage. Jack likes her, though, and was reasonably honest with her about his preferences, so once they had a child they both had their clandestine affairs on the side, but stayed together publicly and doted on their daughter.
D. PB/Appearance: Ania Bukstein (http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2738391296/nm0119804)
E. Three Random Facts
1) Started having mildly prophetic dreams at age 6 and was totally chill with that! Her parents were a bit more, er, concerned.
2) Jack is ttly trying to marry her off to Solomon so she can be QUEEN....after all the rest of David's kids kill each other off. Ahem. (All his impossible meme daughters: marry Solomon, take over world.)
3) She's deceptively quiet around strangers, but witty when she does speak and terribly manipulative.
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