Post here with one/some/all of your pups, then other folks can tag in, and no matter how ridiculous the pairing, ask you the following about their first child: A. Name B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House C. Circumstances of Conception D. PB/Appearance E. Three Random Facts
A. Name: Mary May Lane-Winchester B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House: Gryffindooooor because... Dean is a brave dumbass, and I figure that's genetic? C. Circumstances of Conception: Obviously there was some hate sexin' going on here. Dean said something about... idk, something, and Penny punched him, and then a fight broke out, and... well. D. PB/Appearance:this chick (http://www.j-14.com/2009/12/AnnaKendrick.JPG) maybe, idk. /lazy E. Three Random Facts: 1. Dean wouldn't want to take the kid with him, so he'd leave her with Penny. If Penny kept the kid, Dean would eventually come back to check on them every once in a while. 2. She's got a terrible temper. Like, hair trigger. 3. She enjoys beating up boys and sitting on their chests until they do what she wants.
... i don't even like, know, for juliet, ask me later ._.
A. Name: Vivian Anne Blakely (because Levi insists his last name sounds better) B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House: Actually, not going to lie, she'd probably be a Slytherin. Not an evil Slytherin, just like... one of those Slytherins that taunts Moaning Myrtle and pranks all the teachers. C. Circumstances of Conception: Let's just say there were lots and lots of drugs involved. Levi and Ethan hadn't seen each other in a few years, went hunting together, found this seriously baked group of junkies, ate all four of them, and... well, hunting makes Levi horny, and Ethan was on drugs, and it went from there. Babby formed, Ethan had to listen to Levi bitch endlessly about pregnancy, and... yeah. My brain. Ow. D. PB/Appearance:... hahahahahah (http://www.musicaldiscoveries.com/images/lc2006/cs2006a.jpg) E. Three Random Facts: 1. Incredibly spoiled. If she wants something, she gets it. She got a pony for her tenth birthday. 2. Actually has a big soft spot for Shane, and shows it by giving him noogies because she's taller than he is. 3. Has Levi's fashion sense and diva qualities, and Ethan's temper/penchant for foul language. Hoo boy.
A. Name: Kristin Marie Hayes B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff~ C. Circumstances of Conception: Taxon was all like, "lol you guys wouldn't it be funny if we made it so that everybody can get pregnant" and, well, considering Levi and Shane are together... this happened. Shane had a pretty mellow pregnancy. Which could be the weirdest sentence I've ever typed. D. PB/Appearance:her, because... (http://static.tvfanatic.com/images/gallery/sarah-drew-pic.jpg) I said so. E. Three Random Facts: 1. She idolizes Ethan. Like, she would literally drop everything and go do what he wanted to do, if it came to that. 2. She plays the violin. 3. Clara is like her older sister, and they do a lot together.
A. Name: McKayla B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House: Gryffindor C. Circumstances of Conception: ... well, Enfys doesn't drink a lot, and Dean was making sure she didn't fall off a roof or something in her drunken state, even if he was drunk himself. He was leading her to her bedroom, and she almost fell over, which led to him trying to catch her, which led to him accidentally grabbing her chest, which led to her hitting him, which led to him flailing, and then they fell over. She landed on top of him, and, well. It went from there. D. PB/Appearance:idek lmao (http://www.gulum.net/model/resimler/ellen-page-1024x768-28467.jpg) E. Three Random Facts: 1. Biggest. Tomboy. Ever. She spends half her time fixing cars with her dad, the other half learning fighting techniques from her mom. 2. She's got this issue with only dating boys who are really bad for her. Dean has had to kick the ass of several guys who have tried shit with her. 3. She and Enfys often gang up on Dean and make fun of him. And then he flicks them in the ears and goes out to sulk, which both girls find hilarious.
A. Name: Emilie Blakely (hurr) B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House: ngl, I think this child would be ridiculous, because Levi-spawn has to be Slytherin and Glitch-spawn has to be Ravenclaw. She'd probably end up in Ravenclaw, but like, pull a whole bunch of pranks. C. Circumstances of Conception: Well, you see. Shane ends up leaving Taxon, and Levi is devastated. So Levi goes to Glitch for comfort, and they're all cuddly and such for a while and then Levi gets this idea that it'd be good to kiss Glitch, and then he thinks, 'hey, this is good' and, well... nine months later. D. PB/Appearance::3 (http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/79373/Emilie+Autumn.jpg) E. Three Random Facts: 1. When she was four, she managed to convince Levi that Glitch said it was okay for her to have an entire jar of cookies. Levi didn't quite realize what was so bad about that, but then Glitch made him take care of her on her sugar high. 2. Her fashion sense is more outrageous than Levi's. She's never worn a pair of sweats in her life. 3. She's a vegetarian. And I mean that in the vampire sense; she's human, but she only likes to drink animal blood. Hurr.
...horrors. Magnificent horrors. Aso I was THISCLOSE to naming the Glitch n' Petra spawn Emilie (even spelled like that) so yes. Get out of what's left of my brain.
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(also hi juliet >:3)
... idek
B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House: Gryffindooooor because... Dean is a brave dumbass, and I figure that's genetic?
C. Circumstances of Conception: Obviously there was some hate sexin' going on here. Dean said something about... idk, something, and Penny punched him, and then a fight broke out, and... well.
D. PB/Appearance: this chick (http://www.j-14.com/2009/12/AnnaKendrick.JPG) maybe, idk. /lazy
E. Three Random Facts:
1. Dean wouldn't want to take the kid with him, so he'd leave her with Penny. If Penny kept the kid, Dean would eventually come back to check on them every once in a while.
2. She's got a terrible temper. Like, hair trigger.
3. She enjoys beating up boys and sitting on their chests until they do what she wants.
... i don't even like, know, for juliet, ask me later ._.
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B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House: Actually, not going to lie, she'd probably be a Slytherin. Not an evil Slytherin, just like... one of those Slytherins that taunts Moaning Myrtle and pranks all the teachers.
C. Circumstances of Conception: Let's just say there were lots and lots of drugs involved. Levi and Ethan hadn't seen each other in a few years, went hunting together, found this seriously baked group of junkies, ate all four of them, and... well, hunting makes Levi horny, and Ethan was on drugs, and it went from there. Babby formed, Ethan had to listen to Levi bitch endlessly about pregnancy, and... yeah. My brain. Ow.
D. PB/Appearance: ... hahahahahah (http://www.musicaldiscoveries.com/images/lc2006/cs2006a.jpg)
E. Three Random Facts:
1. Incredibly spoiled. If she wants something, she gets it. She got a pony for her tenth birthday.
2. Actually has a big soft spot for Shane, and shows it by giving him noogies because she's taller than he is.
3. Has Levi's fashion sense and diva qualities, and Ethan's temper/penchant for foul language. Hoo boy.
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REGARDLESS I cannot imagine Ethan as a dad. Ever. He'd be like "NO YOU ARE NEVER LEAVING THE HOUSE"
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B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff~
C. Circumstances of Conception: Taxon was all like, "lol you guys wouldn't it be funny if we made it so that everybody can get pregnant" and, well, considering Levi and Shane are together... this happened. Shane had a pretty mellow pregnancy. Which could be the weirdest sentence I've ever typed.
D. PB/Appearance: her, because... (http://static.tvfanatic.com/images/gallery/sarah-drew-pic.jpg) I said so.
E. Three Random Facts:
1. She idolizes Ethan. Like, she would literally drop everything and go do what he wanted to do, if it came to that.
2. She plays the violin.
3. Clara is like her older sister, and they do a lot together.
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I want that on a fucking mug.
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are a creeper
what would the neighbors say
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idek anymore
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B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House: Gryffindor
C. Circumstances of Conception: ... well, Enfys doesn't drink a lot, and Dean was making sure she didn't fall off a roof or something in her drunken state, even if he was drunk himself. He was leading her to her bedroom, and she almost fell over, which led to him trying to catch her, which led to him accidentally grabbing her chest, which led to her hitting him, which led to him flailing, and then they fell over. She landed on top of him, and, well. It went from there.
D. PB/Appearance: idek lmao (http://www.gulum.net/model/resimler/ellen-page-1024x768-28467.jpg)
E. Three Random Facts:
1. Biggest. Tomboy. Ever. She spends half her time fixing cars with her dad, the other half learning fighting techniques from her mom.
2. She's got this issue with only dating boys who are really bad for her. Dean has had to kick the ass of several guys who have tried shit with her.
3. She and Enfys often gang up on Dean and make fun of him. And then he flicks them in the ears and goes out to sulk, which both girls find hilarious.
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because i have a terrible brain. >3
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AND ALSO AWWW, Uncle Levi. ;;
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B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House: ngl, I think this child would be ridiculous, because Levi-spawn has to be Slytherin and Glitch-spawn has to be Ravenclaw. She'd probably end up in Ravenclaw, but like, pull a whole bunch of pranks.
C. Circumstances of Conception: Well, you see. Shane ends up leaving Taxon, and Levi is devastated. So Levi goes to Glitch for comfort, and they're all cuddly and such for a while and then Levi gets this idea that it'd be good to kiss Glitch, and then he thinks, 'hey, this is good' and, well... nine months later.
D. PB/Appearance: :3 (http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/79373/Emilie+Autumn.jpg)
E. Three Random Facts:
1. When she was four, she managed to convince Levi that Glitch said it was okay for her to have an entire jar of cookies. Levi didn't quite realize what was so bad about that, but then Glitch made him take care of her on her sugar high.
2. Her fashion sense is more outrageous than Levi's. She's never worn a pair of sweats in her life.
3. She's a vegetarian. And I mean that in the vampire sense; she's human, but she only likes to drink animal blood. Hurr.
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XD
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and
levi - simon
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