Post here with one/some/all of your pups, then other folks can tag in, and no matter how ridiculous the pairing, ask you the following about their first child: A. Name B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House C. Circumstances of Conception D. PB/Appearance E. Three Random Facts
A. Name: Eurydice Mary Wayne B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House: Pisces, Ravenclaw. C. Circumstances of Conception: THERE IS NO MPREG HAPPENING IN THIS MEME. THERE IS ENOUGH MPREG ANYWAY. Instead, Bruce has an affair with the woman Jack eventually marries and she gives birth before fucking off and saying 'btw it's THIS ASSHOLE'S' since she never actually had sex with Jack. Jack, distraught, tracks down Bruce, makes him take a paternity test, and thus there is a horrible sitcom. Because Bruce is ridiculously alpha male at other dudes he appropriates the babby and .. this can be done because lol paternity test. He treats Jack like a very lovely lapdog, though, he gets lots of scritches. :3 D. PB/Appearance: look, idk. brown hair and brown eyes, as always. E. Three Random Facts: 1: she is insanely spoiled and very interested in politics but daddy Jack's track record kind of makes her go 'uuuhhh' about getting involved. 2: she doesn't know her other dad is Batman until way later in life, because she was sent to boarding schools and Bruce is kind of a distant jerk. 3: Bruce let her get a mohawk.
Aw Bruce don't take Jack's babby he will cry :C ... even if it isn't his, look it's not like he has high expectations for biological kids. LOOK AT THAT SAD FACE.
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B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House: Pisces, Ravenclaw.
C. Circumstances of Conception: THERE IS NO MPREG HAPPENING IN THIS MEME. THERE IS ENOUGH MPREG ANYWAY. Instead, Bruce has an affair with the woman Jack eventually marries and she gives birth before fucking off and saying 'btw it's THIS ASSHOLE'S' since she never actually had sex with Jack. Jack, distraught, tracks down Bruce, makes him take a paternity test, and thus there is a horrible sitcom. Because Bruce is ridiculously alpha male at other dudes he appropriates the babby and .. this can be done because lol paternity test. He treats Jack like a very lovely lapdog, though, he gets lots of scritches. :3
D. PB/Appearance: look, idk. brown hair and brown eyes, as always.
E. Three Random Facts:
1: she is insanely spoiled and very interested in politics but daddy Jack's track record kind of makes her go 'uuuhhh' about getting involved.
2: she doesn't know her other dad is Batman until way later in life, because she was sent to boarding schools and Bruce is kind of a distant jerk.
3: Bruce let her get a mohawk.
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Mohawk is A+ tho.
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