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[mercurialnature.livejournal.com]

Post here with one/some/all of your pups, then other folks can tag in, and no matter how ridiculous the pairing, ask you the following about their first child:
     A. Name
     B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House
     C. Circumstances of Conception
     D. PB/Appearance
     E. Three Random Facts

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[levilup.livejournal.com]

A. Name: Vivian Anne Blakely (because Levi insists his last name sounds better)
B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House: Actually, not going to lie, she'd probably be a Slytherin. Not an evil Slytherin, just like... one of those Slytherins that taunts Moaning Myrtle and pranks all the teachers.
C. Circumstances of Conception: Let's just say there were lots and lots of drugs involved. Levi and Ethan hadn't seen each other in a few years, went hunting together, found this seriously baked group of junkies, ate all four of them, and... well, hunting makes Levi horny, and Ethan was on drugs, and it went from there. Babby formed, Ethan had to listen to Levi bitch endlessly about pregnancy, and... yeah. My brain. Ow.
D. PB/Appearance: ... hahahahahah (http://www.musicaldiscoveries.com/images/lc2006/cs2006a.jpg)
E. Three Random Facts:
1. Incredibly spoiled. If she wants something, she gets it. She got a pony for her tenth birthday.
2. Actually has a big soft spot for Shane, and shows it by giving him noogies because she's taller than he is.
3. Has Levi's fashion sense and diva qualities, and Ethan's temper/penchant for foul language. Hoo boy.

[shaneonyou.livejournal.com]

... I don't think I'll recover from pregnant!Levi but HAHAHA ilit. Her. That - yes.

REGARDLESS I cannot imagine Ethan as a dad. Ever. He'd be like "NO YOU ARE NEVER LEAVING THE HOUSE"