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Post here with one/some/all of your pups, then other folks can tag in, and no matter how ridiculous the pairing, ask you the following about their first child:
     A. Name
     B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House
     C. Circumstances of Conception
     D. PB/Appearance
     E. Three Random Facts

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[contrarian]

A. Name: Theodore Llewelyn
B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House: Holly.
C. Circumstances of Conception: Relationships are just not Enfys's thing, really, perhaps because she is so terrible at them. She considers that perhaps a Catholic woman having casual sex with a Greek god may be...you know, somehow religiously inappropriate, but eventually decides that she's probably good as long as she doesn't blow him in a confessional or anything like that. Anyway, it turns out it takes a lot more than the pill and a condom to avoid the pitter-patter of little demi-gods.
D. PB/Appearance: Billy Zane
E. Three Random Facts:

• Theodore means 'gift of god'. Enfys thinks she's funny.
• Theo is mostly raised by his mother, for a given value of Enfys really having no idea what in the fuck she's doing. Living in Wayne Manor is, while awesome, not much use in this respect; like Bruce has any better ideas.
• A sneak-thief, a liar, a pickpocket, a con-artist and when called upon to be so, a dragonslayer, Theo is everything his parents ever dreamed he would be, possibly more despite his mother than because of her. He's a mama's boy to the core and writes romance novels in his spare time.