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Post here with one/some/all of your pups, then other folks can tag in, and no matter how ridiculous the pairing, ask you the following about their first child:
     A. Name
     B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House
     C. Circumstances of Conception
     D. PB/Appearance
     E. Three Random Facts

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A. Name: December Lehane
B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House: Ash.
C. Circumstances of Conception: Faith and Ethan's ... relationship is a complicated beast, mostly about them but a little about Giles and not very healthy no matter how it's looked at. When Faith eventually gets knocked up, it all plays right along into the angle that Ethan's been working all along; December isn't planned and they go back and forth on whether or not he's wanted, but he belongs to them. Ethan names him, and puts down Faith's surname on the birth certificate.
D. PB/Appearance: Crispin Glover
E. Three Random Facts:

• With the full name December Mick Lehane, he usually answers to 'Dess' and has more or less come to terms with the fact that he was named for his grandmother January, and guitarist Mick Jones. He's always thought 'Michael' would've been fine.
• Son of a Slayer and a chaos-worshipping sorcerer, he was probably never going to be an insurance salesman. No, Dess is a well-trained sorcerer, not half bad in a fight, and qualified psychiatrist. He never practised, but you can call him Dr Lehane anyway.
• His parents alternated between puzzled indifference, fierce possessiveness and generally not having any idea what to do with him throughout his childhood; that they loved him was unmistakable, that they probably should never have had a child was...equally so. He mostly raised himself, and, all things considered, thinks of Rupert Giles as his third parent. Not out of any interest the man has taken, but simply in terms of being too tangled up in the other two to be properly extricated from the things that they do. He thinks of him fondly.