
Post here with one/some/all of your pups, then other folks can tag in, and no matter how ridiculous the pairing, ask you the following about their first child:
A. Name
B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House
C. Circumstances of Conception
D. PB/Appearance
E. Three Random Facts
surely I have already written this
KeelLlywelynMcHorrorsdepends on the day, probablyB. Hawthorn (http://www.whats-your-sign.com/celtic-tree-astrology.html)
C. Enfys = still the nerdiest starfucker ever.
D. ...you know what, I give up, I'mma go with Katie McGrath, like so (http://img26.imageshack.us/i/s640x4801yc6.jpg/). Maybe the aliens haven't quite got the hang of combining DNA yet and have to reuse their templates, idk.
E1. Collects bottlecaps. This is actually moderately challenging in Taxon!
E2. Would love to be able to get away with everything Enfys does -- fibs, leggings, self-delusion, breaking people over her knee -- but sadly is pretty much average. Although charming, because with parents like these, charisma out your ears is a given.
E3. Fond of Mordred but does her level best to pretend that he's just some guy Mum knows. (See above re: fibs and self-delusion.)