
Post here with one/some/all of your pups, then other folks can tag in, and no matter how ridiculous the pairing, ask you the following about their first child:
A. Name
B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House
C. Circumstances of Conception
D. PB/Appearance
E. Three Random Facts
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A. Name: Jasper Templeton Langwe
B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House: Taurus (May 3, The Day of the Social Realist (http://books.google.com/books?id=guBgucoFncEC&pg=PA166&lpg=PA166&dq=%22day+of+the+social+realist%22&source=bl&ots=cykO-03T3V&sig=IDmVZZVS5Fab8dX5xOLIP-xBvnY&hl=en&ei=XCyAS9e-H86Qtgf-mqD-Bg&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=3&ved=0CAwQ6AEwAg#v=onepage&q=%22day%20of%20the%20social%20realist%22&f=false)), Ravenclaw
C. Circumstances of Conception Eventually, when lost in a hedge maze, you DO run out of things to occupy yourself with. Hey, it can happen.
D. PB/Appearance: Anton Yelchin (http://anton-yelchin.com/gallery/albums/UPLOADS/Photoshoots/Shoot%20003/_005.jpg), and yes he hates you.
E. Three Random Facts:
1. Scary-smart sorcerer. Unfortunately he does not use his powers for good.
2. Teenage rebellion involved gleefully aiding the Brucolac in his hostile takeover of Taxon.
3. Eventually settles down when the Aliens FINALLY give him the pony he'd wanted since he was two.
...idk.