...Well first of all I'd have to keep him away from Angus, since he'd probably try and bat it around like it was made of catnip. After that, I have no idea. What do you even feed an anteater that small? Ants would be too big to fit up its tiny schnoz. You'd have to make like an ant-paste that it could just lick up and oh god I'm thinking about this too much, aren't I.
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