so i hear you have a bit of a damon problem...

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Hi, my name is Rumi and I have a vampire problem. I am a typecast...typist, apparently. A-anyway, say hello to Stefan Salvatore of The Vampire Diaries (television adaptation) fame. His hobbies include keeping his brother on a short leash, making asshole history teachers look like idiots, being a ninja (seriously, 2.04 - Stefan you are a NINJA), writing down everything ever, playing adoptive sire to Damon's sirings, cleaning up Damon's messes, disapproving of when Elena doesn't stay in the gdamn car, hovering around Elena always and not having any fun ever, because it's hard to have friends when your psychotic, impulsive-murdering brother tends to kill them all.

Stefan's the farthest along in the cast, as he's coming into the game after the events of 2.02, "Brave New World." THINGS TO KNOW, um, the obvious not being able to tell he's a vampire. Seriously, even other vampires in TVD canon can't tell when someone else is a vampire. He's wrapped around Elena's little finger (the laaaahv is strong with this one), only he's allowed - okay, Elena, too - to torment his brother (the are the best and worst brothers ever), and he will be doing his 'just a seventeen-year-old kid from Virginia' routine until the end of time...or Damon fucks up and exposes them.

I THINK THAT'S IT, INTRO UP SHORTLY. /noms on a poptart 'cause clearly she needs more sugar today