Rumpelstiltglitch in the house. I'm...going to be drawing heavily on the ABC series Once Upon A Time's version, with the fixation on making deals and bargains and then adding in Acquiring And Hoarding And Trading People's Valuables for magical favors. He'll have an even wilder version of his original hair (so he'll actually look like his icons BUT WORSE) and curly-toed shoes and tight leather trousers and much-described outerwear. SO: if you wanna make a deal with him, or have it established that he's made a deal in the past and now owns a Valuable - such as a stylish fedora - hit me up so we can hash out shenanigans!

For fun and games, all of his deals become null and void if you can tell him his name. HARD MODE: it's not Rumpelstiltsglitchkin. EVEN HARDER MODE: he will be going by Glitch still, so...yeah, his REAL name is required. Yes, I do want this to happen by the end of the event. For purposes.