Dance lessons and suddenly disappearing!eunuch, because good heavens no he isn't about to bathe where anyone can see him, thank you very much and oh lookit that a secluded waterfall!

...okay, so it's sacrilege going into the water, but what's a guy to do? Not bathe for the rest of his life? Unlikely.

I am nabbing tropical island/idyllic hideaway/excuses for nekkid clichés and running with them.