infinitelystranger: Sherlock concentrates looking into a microscope. (babylock)
Sherlock Holmes ([personal profile] infinitelystranger) wrote in [community profile] taxonooc 2012-12-11 01:01 am (UTC)

AW HELL YISS.

People who were in chat with me last night already heard the gist of this and a whole lot of random lulzing expanding on the gist, but for those who weren't: Sherlock is gonna have the chance to fulfill his John Hughes movie destiny being nerdy to the extreme and whiter than sour cream. He is an unpopular emo kid in the Science Olympiad who is a Redditor and plays Minecraft a bit too much and probably idolizes Richard Dawkins. Also a mouthy antisocial hedgehog who sits at the back of the class and raises his hand incessantly when he has something to offer, and disdains the educational system but wants to win at everything intellectual, leaving his transcript laden with A's and F's. I think he has a Problem with Authority and an xkcd poster. HEY! TEACHER! LEAVE THEM KIDS ALONE!

Real teenaged Sherlock in sixth form is aghast at this dreadful, uncool not on nearly enough drugs Americanized version of himself, but no one asked him.

He will eat lunch with Jason. Prickly, unpopular lunch. Also his Most Likely-style Superlative in his yearbook has always turned out to be things like Most Likely To Shoot Up The School In Junior Year.

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