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Johannes Cabal ([personal profile] somelittleinfamy) wrote in [community profile] taxonooc 2013-03-05 08:48 am (UTC)

Johannes Cabal | [personal profile] somelittleinfamy

What's been going on: Johannes is like five minutes old! In Taxon, anyway. Actually, given the nature of Taxon, he really is like five minutes old. But he doesn't know that.

In his brief existence, he has managed to have a polite and brusque conversation with Paul Smecker, another polite and brusque conversation with Madelyne Pryor, and a somewhat politer and less brusque conversation with Metody Green, all of which finally resulted in him reluctantly consenting to leave the arrival room at some point, despite his self-imposed sit-in. He then promptly ran into Prince Nuada and promptly ran out again on Prince Nuada, as this seemed like a good idea, before encountering his brother Horst, who was alive and pissed at him. Horst proceeded to threaten him with a fork, bitchslap him, and then drag him home and insist he drink more water, in true fraternal fashion. Since then he's been ordering beer from Emma Swan and pretending he hasn't just beaten an Extra to death, and also attending a party unwillingly. But not at the same time.

Things to do this month: Frozen Taxon! You have great timing, don't you, Johannes? He is a pretty sturdy and survival-minded individual, but not really as familiar with modern-day electronics and insulating fabrics as many of the other characters, which will put him at a slight disadvantage. Also, he doesn't know jack from shit about other people and is given to distrust and hoarding, so I kind of want to make him to run into others and have trouble being a team player. He has Horst to help him out, but Horst also has zero body heat to contribute so no points to Slytherin in that regard. He may resort to stealing, aforementioned hoarding, and--if they're anywhere to be found, even in their houses--eating Extras, if he runs out of food. Anyone who would have a problem with this is free to have a problem with this, it's something to thread about. :D

I mostly just want to throw him at people. Oh, he's going to get himself the highest-paying fake job he can find. Who cares if he can really fake-do it or not. Does anyone actually fake-check these things.

By virtue of his skillset he poses a potential threat to Etrigan, so he needs to meet Jason so Ettie can decide what to do about him before Ettie's little walkabout.

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