Here they are, in transcript glory. There were SO MANY to choose from:
1.
Buffy: So, um... about being a nun... you know, um, with the whole abjuring the company of men? You know, how's that working for you? The... abjuring? Nun: Um... good. Buffy: Yeah, do you have to be, like, super-religious? Nun: Well, uh... Buffy: How's the food?
2.
Xander: I guess it's time for a little reconnaissance. Buffy: You mean where we all sculpt and paint and stuff? Xander: That was the Renaissance. Buffy: Oh. I told you I've had a bad week.
3.
Buffy: Oh, no... I have to go take an English make-up exam. They give you credit just for speaking it, right?
4.
Buffy:[attempting to infiltrate a creepy bad guy lair] You know, I just woke up and I looked in the mirror and thought, "Hey, what's with all the sin." I need to change. I'm dirty, I'm bad, with the sex, and the envy, and the loud music us kids listen to nowadays. [Bad guys stare at her blankly. Long pause.] ...Oh, I just suck at undercover.
5.
Buffy: So, any idea what's going on? Spike: Oh, so that's all. You just come to pump me for information? Buffy: What else would I want to pump you for? [pause as Buffy realizes what her comment sounded like] Buffy: I really just said that, didn't I?
SO DEMANDING ILIT.
1.
Buffy: So, um... about being a nun... you know, um, with the whole abjuring the company of men? You know, how's that working for you? The... abjuring?
Nun: Um... good.
Buffy: Yeah, do you have to be, like, super-religious?
Nun: Well, uh...
Buffy: How's the food?
2.
Xander: I guess it's time for a little reconnaissance.
Buffy: You mean where we all sculpt and paint and stuff?
Xander: That was the Renaissance.
Buffy: Oh. I told you I've had a bad week.
3.
Buffy: Oh, no... I have to go take an English make-up exam. They give you credit just for speaking it, right?
4.
Buffy: [attempting to infiltrate a creepy bad guy lair] You know, I just woke up and I looked in the mirror and thought, "Hey, what's with all the sin." I need to change. I'm dirty, I'm bad, with the sex, and the envy, and the loud music us kids listen to nowadays. [Bad guys stare at her blankly. Long pause.] ...Oh, I just suck at undercover.
5.
Buffy: So, any idea what's going on?
Spike: Oh, so that's all. You just come to pump me for information?
Buffy: What else would I want to pump you for?
[pause as Buffy realizes what her comment sounded like]
Buffy: I really just said that, didn't I?