MEME: Five Things

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...I'm at work, I'm bored, I thought this would be entertaining:

Five Things
- Tag in with your character(s).

- Others will tag your character with a five things challenge. It can be serious (Five Things You Miss Most About Home) or ridiculous (Five People, Living Or Dead, You'd Hit In the Face With A Custard Pie). Be creative and/or evil!

- Respond to the challenges. Unless you get stumped, in which case you may weep bitterly.

- Profit.

GO!

Comments

for BOTH MWAHAH

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Buffy:
five blonde moments she wishes she's never had? :P

Mal:
five times he's been wasted and done something stupid? lmao idk

SO DEMANDING ILIT.

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Here they are, in transcript glory. There were SO MANY to choose from:

1.

Buffy: So, um... about being a nun... you know, um, with the whole abjuring the company of men? You know, how's that working for you? The... abjuring?
Nun: Um... good.
Buffy: Yeah, do you have to be, like, super-religious?
Nun: Well, uh...
Buffy: How's the food?

2.

Xander: I guess it's time for a little reconnaissance.
Buffy: You mean where we all sculpt and paint and stuff?
Xander: That was the Renaissance.
Buffy: Oh. I told you I've had a bad week.

3.

Buffy: Oh, no... I have to go take an English make-up exam. They give you credit just for speaking it, right?

4.

Buffy: [attempting to infiltrate a creepy bad guy lair] You know, I just woke up and I looked in the mirror and thought, "Hey, what's with all the sin." I need to change. I'm dirty, I'm bad, with the sex, and the envy, and the loud music us kids listen to nowadays. [Bad guys stare at her blankly. Long pause.] ...Oh, I just suck at undercover.

5.

Buffy: So, any idea what's going on?
Spike: Oh, so that's all. You just come to pump me for information?
Buffy: What else would I want to pump you for?
[pause as Buffy realizes what her comment sounded like]
Buffy: I really just said that, didn't I?

UNF.

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alsjdfhd

Can you hear Dean laughing? Because he is laughing loudly. As am I.


... lmao, number five made me laugh for real.

aww yiss. ;)

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FFFF DEAN.

Also, hahaha I am glad they were amusing, and yes, Buffy is occasionally made from concentrated fail.

MAL'S IS HARDER, I am going to ~invent~ things for you, and reply later.