meme :: picture semi-related.

[mercurialnature.livejournal.com]

Post here with one/some/all of your pups, then other folks can tag in, and no matter how ridiculous the pairing, ask you the following about their first child:
     A. Name
     B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House
     C. Circumstances of Conception
     D. PB/Appearance
     E. Three Random Facts

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[aintnoconvict]

Yes, you are. And I am going to get roundhouse'd. Also because the horrors should be mutual.

[biverbam.livejournal.com]

A: Name

Nemo [no last name given]

B: Zodiac/Hogwarts House

Pieces/Ravenclaw (whether she likes it or not)

C: Circumstances of Conception

In an effort to boost morale, assuage boredom, and generally just be meddling as a horrible old aunt, the Aliens decided to attempt a glitch involving a few specific pairs matched based on their own version of an eHarmony profile (which, it should be noted, they filled out themselves instead of giving to the residents). River and Glitch got matched, and thus babby was programmed. This has since been widely regarded as a bad idea, and the Aliens are still apologizing.

D: PB/Appearance

Carla Gallo (http://carlagallo.atspace.com/images/carnivale/season1brunette/carlacarnivale16.jpg) (Look at that face she's making and tell me she is not perfect for this.)

E: Three Random Facts

1. When Nemo was a baby, River took to parenting about as well as could be expected. Meaning, she stared at it most of the time and told Glitch what the tiny thing wanted. Their system actually worked out pretty well.
2. She is, in fact, smarter than her parents and twice the cheeky brat.
3. One time when she was about 15, Nemo hacked into the tablets to call the Aliens and knocked out all inter-city communications for about a week. That week she spent hiding somewhere in Serenity's engine room.

[aintnoconvict]

...I giggled all the way through that. TRUTH.