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[mercurialnature.livejournal.com]

Post here with one/some/all of your pups, then other folks can tag in, and no matter how ridiculous the pairing, ask you the following about their first child:
     A. Name
     B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House
     C. Circumstances of Conception
     D. PB/Appearance
     E. Three Random Facts

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[aintnoconvict]

A. NAME: Dorothea Qiang Langwe-Tam
B. ZODIAC/HOGWARTS: Year of the Boar, Gemini (June 3, the Day of Fluent Expression), Ravenclaw
C. CIRCUMSTANCES OF CONCEPTION: That time Glitch got glitched into Ambrose again, and also de-aged to like 19. Upon hearing about his future he goes "hell no" re: not having kids and asks River (who has taken Glitch on as a lab partner so he doesn't blow anything up again) if she'd be willing to contribute some DNA. FOR WHATEVER REASON she consents, and little Dorothea gestates in a nifty (if slightly steampunky) alien incubator. Glitch is intensely disturbed by all of this but embraces fatherhood nevertheless.
D. PB: Emmy Rossum but with wilder hair.
E. Random Facts:
1. Lives in a library. Like, she cleared out space on a shelf and sleeps there.
2. More or less raised by Aunties DG and Inara but is ridic protective of her genetic parents.
3. Possibly the most deadly non-supernatual critter in Taxon.