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Post here with one/some/all of your pups, then other folks can tag in, and no matter how ridiculous the pairing, ask you the following about their first child:
     A. Name
     B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House
     C. Circumstances of Conception
     D. PB/Appearance
     E. Three Random Facts

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[contrarian]

A. Name: Garrett Keel
B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House: Rowan.
C. Circumstances of Conception: When Enfys decides abruptly that she wants to have a baby - no, really, she decides, and starts investigating thoroughly what prospective mothers are supposed to be doing and does it - the next step is to find a babydaddy, of course. She rules out of most of the men she knows for one reason or another, and eventually settles on Jack as someone who she feels will be a suitable father without unnecessarily cramping her style. Artificial insemination is not fantastically fun and Bruce probably wished he weren't sharing his home with a pregnant woman he didn't even knock up - fuck, yes, but Enfys prudently ruled out her sex partners as daddies. (Boadicea came as a surprise a few years later.) Anyway, Garrett happened.
D. PB/Appearance: Jonathan Groff
E. Three Random Facts:

• Garrett never really got to do that whole 'ha ha I was planned and you weren't' thing with his little sister, because his little sister prances around wearing a norse battle mask with batman horns. He is mystified.
• A shockingly laidback young man, Garrett is studying for pre-med. It seems only practical, considering who else he shares his family life with.
• He likes to go and stay with Jack (who he calls 'Jack') because, I shit you not, Jack is probably the sanest person in aforementioned family.