
Post here with one/some/all of your pups, then other folks can tag in, and no matter how ridiculous the pairing, ask you the following about their first child:
A. Name
B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House
C. Circumstances of Conception
D. PB/Appearance
E. Three Random Facts
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Also that would be the funniest thing ever. Giles would just be torn between excitement over the prospect of getting married, fear over the prospect of getting married, and the horrifying certainty that there will be strippers at his party.
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Meanwhile Enfys is like 'hen's night is a terrible name for anything, I too shall have a stag do, AND I AM TOTALLY ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT THE INCLUSION OF STRIPPERS' because she has a healthy appreciation for the female form.
On the upside this probably means the incriminating pictures of her are worse than his.
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True, the pictures would be more incriminating, but whereas Enfys' friends are probably like "lol Enfys", Giles' are more like "AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA GILES". Plus you know he embarrasses more easily.
He suggests Enfys have the stag do and he'll have...a nice luncheon.
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It's true, Giles understands the concept of shame a lot better than Enfys does.
Enfys will solemnly offer to take incriminating pictures on the wedding night so he doesn't have to feel left out.
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Giles maintains that Enfys is so missing the point.
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Enfys says that she and the point have an understanding.
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Oh hey look, another reason why it's a good thing I have no children.
Giles says A'SLDFKASDJLKFJSD;FJ. No really, it sounds a little bit like he's choking on his tie.