meme :: would you rather...?

[mercurialnature.livejournal.com]

[1] Post your characters.
[2] Other characters comment to yours and ask situational questions -- e.g. "What would you do if I asked you out?" or "What would you do if you knew I was lying about this?"
[3] Your characters respond honestly to these "what if"s with what they would do.
[4] ???
[5] Profit.

Comments

[caballero]

Just this dude.

[mightyfallen.livejournal.com]

Dear Batman Bruce: What would you do if I invited all of Taxon to your place for a wild party?

[caballero]

I'd lock you out.

[mightyfallen.livejournal.com]

All eighty of us? Cold.

What if we traded for the evening, my balcony with the view for your mansion with the party-space?

[caballero]

No.

[mightyfallen.livejournal.com]

You're terrible. That place was made for parties, it is practically a crime not to have one.

So what would convince you to throw a party there?

[caballero]

Nothing. Why are you so set on the idea?

[mightyfallen.livejournal.com]

This is the first time, perhaps ever, that I've had the spare time and means to throw a party without the ridiculously expensive residence in which to host it. I miss the whole royalty shtick a little, so sue me.

[caballero]

I'm sure your penthouse will be very nice.

[mightyfallen.livejournal.com]

I'm sure it will, but I reserve the right to mope for lack of a kingdom every so often.

Anyway, while I have you--if you knew I'd tried (and failed) to take over the world as I know it, would that change your opinion of me?

[caballero]

I don't have much of an opinion of you right now. It might.

[mightyfallen.livejournal.com]

Hm. Well, I'll working on fixing that, but it's good to know regardless.

this would be a great tdk sequel

[lambentstar.livejournal.com]

What would you do if you had to enter a Battle of the Bands with a group of talented yet underprivileged elementary school students, and you were their best hope to pull them together so they could win it and achieve their dreams?

OH YOU

[caballero]

I'd wake up from the fever hallucination.

[lambentstar.livejournal.com]

You are no damn fun.

[caballero]

That's accurate.

[lambentstar.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh.

Fun is overrated, sometimes.