meme :: advice

[mercurialnature.livejournal.com]

✖ Post as your character!
✖ Other people -- characters, players, your mom -- ask you advice.
✖ Give advice in character.
✖ Keep asking, keep giving.

Comments

[lambentstar.livejournal.com]

...Jesus, John, yeah, I'll just get right on that and pretend like you never said anything. Do you think I've got some kind of problem? Don't even talk like my thing is like yours, it's like comparing a skinned knee to stitches, and I do it to myself.

[lanterncast.livejournal.com]

Thanks. I guessed you were a pretty decent guy.

I'm sorry I borrowed your couch that one time. And threw up in your shower.

[antisaint.livejournal.com]

Oh? Did you ask for it? Get right up to the front of the line and demand your right to forces impossibly bigger than you are, ones you can't possibly be expected to comprehend the consequences of?

TATTOO PARTY

[hercandleguides.livejournal.com]

I do that to physics on a regular basis, to be perfectly honest.

One of those guns like you had, the cross ones. How interestingly do you think somebody (you know, with a knack for that sort of thing) could modify that? For maximum efficiency.

[caballero]

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic.

It's fine. That's what showers are for.

[antisaint.livejournal.com]

You realize what you're suggesting is a little like advising a suffocating person not to think about how they miss air.

Yeah, it's like being inside a disco of stress.

[lambentstar.livejournal.com]

I keep doing it. I have to practice or it doesn't work, you know? It ain't like I ever tried just walking away from it.

[lanterncast.livejournal.com]

Trust me, when I'm sarcastic you can fucking tell, I mean it. Fuck, you think I don't have field notes? That's just smart.

At least it wasn't your carpet, yeah.

[meanwhileback.livejournal.com]

Honestly dude I don't foresee a situation in which it wouldn't work for you. By which I mean fuck some bitches and get some money. Not that money really means anything in Taxon. Hell, for all I know, fucking bitches doesn't mean anything here, either. I didn't have a chance to test that out before I got detonated, the fuck should I know.

Go fuck some bitches and then report back to me, I guess.

[lambentstar.livejournal.com]

Let me think on that for just one sec, honey.

[lambentstar.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I considered it, it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

[caballero]

I'm serious, Cat. We're in meta here - my life, the things I do - you can't expect me to function like a normal person.

[antisaint.livejournal.com]

It'd find a way to follow you. I speak from someone else's personal experience.

[caballero]

You'd be surprised.

It wouldn't be the first time.

[lanterncast.livejournal.com]

Maybe I should just send them back to you with like, scented oils for your feet and whatever the fuck else people do when they're getting looked after? It'd make your...experimenting run easier.

THIS FACIAL EXPRESSION IS INAPPROPRIATE

[antisaint.livejournal.com]

That sounds like a very particular skillset.

I think it's as modified as it's going to get. But if you see a place I could put rhinestones on you let me know.

[meanwhileback.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm making my gift from all kinds of scratch, do not even bring me into this discussion on materialism. I am putting thought and effort into this neon turquoise t-shirt with a giant screenprint of a tiger dressed as Mr. T on it.

[lambentstar.livejournal.com]

I'm not talking about normal, I'm talking about better. Don't sit there and tell me you're okay or that you can keep on like this, because this is meta, and I know better.

[lambentstar.livejournal.com]

You know how much I want to argue this with you?

None, is how much.

[delcorazon.livejournal.com]

Yeah, thus the whole fucking impossible thing. Sorry, man.

That I might be able to help with, since I'm putting the degree to good use around here.

[meanwhileback.livejournal.com]

What, the bitches? Don't send me bitches, I can barely fucking move right now without wanting to drown in beautiful, beautiful drugs. What the hell would I do with bitches, other than maybe feed them to Angus.

...No, you know what, if you can round up some extras that look like the Old Spice guy you can just send 'em right round to me and they can feed me peeled grapes and massage my feet and shit, that'd be boss as fuck.

[lanterncast.livejournal.com]

Probably. And you've puked blood on your carpet? At home if you pulled that they'd kick your ass until you threw up again in the sink.

[hercandleguides.livejournal.com]

I'm a girl of myriad talents.

Cute, but the last time I had the urge to bedazzle anything was...never, not even the eighth grade. What's the range on it?

[antisaint.livejournal.com]

Listen to me, Cat. Speaking as a person who had to die twice just to figure this out, some people get to pretend the world is a ordinary place, and some people don't. Now you have to decide what you do with it.

And don't ask me what that is, you're looking at the standing definition of 'a work in progress.' Maybe it means when you fuck something up you don't let it knock you down forever. You get back up and you keep swinging.

[mightyfallen.livejournal.com]

My god, that sounds amazing.

And hey, if I could make things, I would, but my skills lie mostly in less tangible areas and Enfys already has the cooking covered.