meme :: advice

[mercurialnature.livejournal.com]

✖ Post as your character!
✖ Other people -- characters, players, your mom -- ask you advice.
✖ Give advice in character.
✖ Keep asking, keep giving.

Comments

[phoenixsays.livejournal.com]

In that case you may eventually discover that my mastery of Csángó specifically is somewhat questionable, but I've found I can pretty much fake the more obscure languages around 95% of the population and they just go 'oohh, Europe' and never catch on and did I mention how annoying this enforced honesty policy is? It's like wearing a dress that doesn't fit.

...pink?

OH IT HURTS

[caballero]

Your dresses will fit my floor just fine, I promise.

For you, of course.

HAHAHA OH BEGINNING THIS

[phoenixsays.livejournal.com]

[split-second pause, loading trollery, ACCLIMATION COMPLETE] We'll see about that. I prefer hangers, but if I can get replacements...

Wonderful. You know, the help at Milk and Honey at home could never get that sort of thing right; I know they work at a bar, but you'd think they could discern colors, don't you?

[caballero]

It's the lights; it happens when you spend your whole life working in what amounts to a cave.

[phoenixsays.livejournal.com]

That is why God invented lasik. And stress relief- not that they have an on-call masseuse here. [her expression here is like, SO SINCERELY AND TREMULOUSLY BRAVE, as though she will somehow bear it.] I'm sure there are alternate means.

[caballero]

Look at that, we're back to your dress on my floor.