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Hellooooo, Taxon. I am Carolyn and I bring you Don Draper of ~~Don Draper Makes Terrible Life Choices~~ apparently the show is called Mad Men. He is from 1965; you may therefore expect casual racism/sexism/homophobia and have blanket permission to smack him.

I already know some of you through various channels and look forward to being a corrupting influence on the rest.

I plan to intro him tomorrow and will be sorely disappointed if he isn't trolled on a massive scale.

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THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR

Awesome! I'm familiar with Buffy (as I don't live under a rock) and somewhat familiar with True Blood--I played with a book!Sookie once upon a time.

AHAHAHAHA it was three times the length of my yuletide fic (maybe I should be apologizing to my recipient). But I'm glad you didn't suffer unduly.

/pretends like a champ!

WHO DOESN'T LOVE DON DRAPER I ASK OF YOU

IT WAS A LOVELY APP I believe there was talk of making out with it under the bleachers. Also 'appgasm'. WE LIKE OUR TL;DR.

this is why you are my favorite.

ANYONE WHO HAS TO INTERACT WITH HIM ON A REGULAR BASIS

I MEAN...

Ahahahaahha, you're too kind.

Hey, I have an actual question! Would he show up as Dick Whitman on the map?

SHHHHHHHHH HE IS A V V NICE MAN

>.>

From the IM Files of Mods Discussing Things:

[23:18] princess sparkles mcunicorn: so imo it could go either way? i mean if you watch mad men you know
[23:18] princess sparkles mcunicorn: don draper
[23:18] princess sparkles mcunicorn: not dick whitman
[23:18] princess sparkles mcunicorn: but his birth name IS dick whitman
[23:19] world's best officious bisexual: if she wants dick she can have
[23:19] world's best officious bisexual: as much dick
[23:19] world's best officious bisexual: as she likes
[23:19] princess sparkles mcunicorn: so imo we give her the choice -- LOLOLOL
[23:19] world's best officious bisexual: I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF

SO BASICALLY: he can show up as Don if you like or as Dick if that's how you roll, and later if you want to have him ask someone to change it either way it's open.

DICK JOKES ALREADY

THIS IS THE GAME OF MY DREAMS

But I will probably go with Don.

[23:27] world's best officious bisexual: i feel like we should have a disclaimer somewhere
[23:27] world's best officious bisexual: "we're sorry your mods are kind of obsessed with jazzled genetalia. blame society."
[23:28] princess sparkles mcunicorn: ahahahahahahaha y i agree

we are a special bunch. AND DON IT IS.

♥

THAT APP MADE ME PREGNANT.

LOOK EVEN GLITCH IS SMOKING.

PS Carolyn - you are stuck with whatever pumpkinheaded skinny-tie-wearing horror I produce. JSYK.

OR MAYBE THE APP JUST MADE HIM TAKE UP SMOKING

DON TENDS TO HAVE THAT EFFECT

PS See my other comment re: soccer practice and you.

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