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[selfmadman]

Hellooooo, Taxon. I am Carolyn and I bring you Don Draper of Don Draper Makes Terrible Life Choices apparently the show is called Mad Men. He is from 1965; you may therefore expect casual racism/sexism/homophobia and have blanket permission to smack him.

I already know some of you through various channels and look forward to being a corrupting influence on the rest.

I plan to intro him tomorrow and will be sorely disappointed if he isn't trolled on a massive scale.

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[smecker.livejournal.com]

SO PREDICTABLE CAROLYN.

P.S. Yeah but it only is awesome if people know who Alan is and who Paul is and yeah.

P.P.S. Well, you know, just making sure they're all the way to homicidal.

[alan_shore]

P.S. I can think of at least 3 people who know those things!

P.P.S. Under those circumstances, Alan would have no choice but to change his name to "Paul Smecker is a jerk."

[imperial-long.livejournal.com]

I look at that and all I can think is "Wind in the Willows goes noir".

P.S. Are we two of them?

P.P.S. Well, yes.

[selfmadman]

This is.... this is likely going to be a bit to swallow.

WOW PAUL YOU DON'T WASTE ANY TIME

[smecker.livejournal.com]

Look he's been hitting on Santa, bringing up blowjobs to Glitch, and talking about condoms to Jenny- why should Don be spared.

[selfmadman]

I can only hope Spock is next.

[smecker.livejournal.com]

one never knoooows

are you at work?

[selfmadman]

For once in my life, no.