taxonooc | GLITCH POLL TIME

February is only twenty-eight days, nestled snugly between January and March. However, that doesn't mean we can't rock out with some large glitches and metaplot! And, since we do so like doing things that you like to do, here is your poll Taxon. There's also a quick question about the weather that you can answer if you like or skip if you don't have a preference.

Your choices, dear Taxonlings, are the following:

Stop Being Polite
Type: Environmental and character-specific.
Duration: AVERAGE, about a week.
What do: Sometimes you just need to go to the confessional and talk to a camera about how much you can't stand someone's hair. For this glitch, reality TV elements will be inserted into daily Taxon life, from cameramen to a giant obstacle course where you can win money for humiliating yourself.

Dinosaurs
Type: Full-on city glitch.
Duration: AVERAGE-LONG, it depends on what else y'all want to see in November.
What do: And then there was the time Taxon turned into Jurassic Park... The city as you knew it will be gone, replaced by jungles and prehistoric animals that can squash your car and your car's mom. Or eat you. It's characters v. dinosaurs in a game of survival, and maybe also finding a cute baby brontosaur to be your pet.

Midseason's Night Dream
Type: Opt-out-able, wide-spread character glitch.
Duration: SHORT, a weekend to a full week.
What do: We all know the story of love gone hilariously awry. People fall in love with the wrong folks, no one is in love with the right folks, and there's lots of getting chased around and hijinks in the name of showing their true affection. Possibly also fairies. SO BASICALLY the aliens play Puck with your emotions, news at eleven.

Zombies
Type: Full-on city glitch.
Duration: AVERAGE-LONG, it depends on how long you want it to last and how slow you'd prefer the build-up to be.
What do: Shambling, moaning undead that hunt the flesh of the living. It'll start with just a few Extras being infected, and then the zombie plague will spread like a wildfire yearning for brains. You'll even have a chance to fight them or turn your character into one of the undead horde to be fought!

Vote. Do it for freedom, justice, and the glittery hamster way!

[Poll #1664812]

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