99 problems (but a glitch ain't one)

[aintnoconvict]

...I may have been sitting on that one for a while. AHEM.

Sometime in the next week (I told my castmates "the twentieth" but I have issues with impulse control, so...yeah), a reset button is going to get hit in what's left of Glitch's brain. This is not an aliens-did-it glitch, it's an oh-that's-why-they-call-him-that one.

WHAT THIS MEANS FOR HIM: he's going to forget everything . His name(s), his personal history, his friends, how hatches work, how the tablets work (moot point as he's losing his p. much immediately), etc. His understanding of Taxon will be that it is a city he can't leave and has possibly been in forever, although there's a worrying doubt about that last bit. That said, nothing will be exactly familiar and he'll be doing a lot of wandering about like a particularly jumpy hobo.

WHAT THIS MEANS FOR YOU: Various options get!
1. Search and rescue! Attempt to corral the semi-feral headcase. Tread carefully, though, as if he feels overly cornered or threatened he may go with fight instead of flight. Aaaand he's more than earned his crouching moron, hidden badass title.

2. Engage in horrors! He's...really not going to remmeber much of this whole reset incident, so morally ambiguous vampires who may or may not be on the downlow? I'll remind you that Oz is canonically a fairyland and thus I theorize that Glitch is magically delicious. Yeah.

OH AND SPISH: I had a Thought for Mister Master and what he could do with blank-slate genius brain, if you're up for shenanigans ♥

3. ...stuff! IDK, suggest things!

TIMING: I'm figuring roughly two days of all memories being fwoosh, then maybe another couple days of everything gradually coming back, with relative normalcy restored about a week after the initial reset. This is a flexible timeline and can be shortened or extended depending on how many folks want to be involved.

That just about covers it. I believe the line to kick me in the shins for being a meanie-butt forms behind Emma.

:D?

Comments

[stacked]

IT'S LIKE YOU WANT DAMON TO GET SOME OF THAT

[aintnoconvict]

I'M JUST PUTTING IT OUT THERE, OKAY.

[stacked]

OH MY GOD THAT ICON KERI YOU ARE EVIL

damon will be gentle glitch. :(

[aintnoconvict]

A dear friend took the time to photoshop Raw out of the screencap and move Glitch over, I think that amount of effort deserves to be showcased. As art. Or something.

sorry damon bb but the zipperheaded hippie doubts you :C

[tothelibrary.livejournal.com]

it is amazing and should be treasured.

that is p good because he is lying.

[whoneedsrules.livejournal.com]

...Katherine maaaay or may not stalk you doing this, Damon. Because that's just how she rolls. And because she's bored lol

[tiberiuskirk.livejournal.com]

katherine, stefan says to stop enabling damon, that's his job :c

[whoneedsrules.livejournal.com]

But it's just so much fun~

[aintnoconvict]

...Glitch is becoming increasingly skepitcal about this plan.

:3

[tothelibrary.livejournal.com]

SOB

[whoneedsrules.livejournal.com]

Brennan will be definitely be all D: and \: over this. And possibly attempt to help, idk yet. /braindead

Katherine will do her supernatural stalker routine because disturbances and mayhem are usually relevant to her interests, sob.

[aintnoconvict]

Awww, Brennan! Glitch will appreciate her concern once, you know, his brain works again.

Katherine gets :|, by which I mean :3

[tiberiuskirk.livejournal.com]

THIS IS AWESOME

i will have more thoughts after i get back from running around town ♥

[aintnoconvict]

/EAGERLY AWAITS~

[selfmadman]

Awwww, Glitch D: (For the record, this is my reaction to pretty much everything involving Glitch.)

ASTOUNDINGLY ENOUGH, Don would be inclined to help him if the opportunity presented itself.

[aintnoconvict]

"Awwww, Glitch D:", "oh, Glitch :(", and "poor Glitch!" are sort of my mottoes. Sorta :D

And yay! I'm sure someone'll rope him into helping.

[selfmadman]

There are quite a few "Glitch! :3" moments as well, I should point out.

PERHAPS LITERALLY

[aintnoconvict]

AHAHAHA true, true ♥

/prepares the popcorn for this event

[garg-elisa.livejournal.com]

She doesn't know him especially well, of course, but Elisa would certainly be up for helping to look for Glitch.

[aintnoconvict]

Hey, the more the merrier ♥

[biverbam.livejournal.com]

River will try to help and just be very very bad at it.

Which makes me think that obviously they should get up to ridiculous antics.

[aintnoconvict]

Yes, many ridiculous antics. Possibly involving penguins IDK.

[imperial-long.livejournal.com]

Paul and Long will likely both try to help. HEALING/CALMING POWER OF MUSIC OR TEA

[aintnoconvict]

YAY VARYING CALMING APPROACHES! This is a good thing.

Also Cain is going to be, like, The Headcase Whisperer in that he's keeper of the knowledge re: this event. Have fun with that.

[smecker.livejournal.com]

Ahahahah. I'm imagining Robert Redford as Cain now.

And also imagining Long trekking around the city with a thermos of hot tea. Heeeere Glitchy Glitchy.....

[aworldenchanted]

*sob* Poor Glitch. Tara will certainly help find him - she is all kinds of nonthreatening.

[aintnoconvict]

Awww, Tara! I'll be sure to have her involved in all her soothingness :3

[a-pretty-fire.livejournal.com]

It's going to be a long line, isn't it? XD

DG will obviously be trying to find him / look after him / stop him from getting eaten by vampires. Martha will try and use her medical expertise to help. Drusilla will ... probably be one of the vampires trying to eat him, let's face it.

[aintnoconvict]

A rather long line, apparently! ♥

Go go Princess Determinator and Doctor Jones! And...poor chipped Dru. Maybe Damon will share-- oh dear I said that out loud.

[atraphoenix.livejournal.com]

If not, she'll have to content herself with some exceedingly creepy trolling. I'm sure there will still be plenty of horrors.

[slayersidekick]

Willow will do her best to help!

[just-axe-me.livejournal.com]

Sam will find himself helping. Someone gotta attend that housewarming. And he likes Glitch.