ZOMG HI from the n00b

[stepintoshadows.livejournal.com]

Hey awesome people!  I'm KaOS (yes, apparently I am a computer program and the villain conglomerate from Get Smart.  Don't judge, it's awesome) and can I just say your comm looks BEAUTIFUL.  And all kinds of amazing.   I am all kinds of excited.  And will now stop saying "all kinds".

So, I'm new (in case the subject didn't give that away somehow) and I come bearing Rorschach from Watchmen.  Who is now the SECOND superhero in Taxon (w00t!), although significantly less...well-adjusted, shall we say, than the first.  He's kind of like Batman...if Batman had no gadgets (or money) and was a smelly hobo with zero social skills and no compunction about actually killing bad guys instead of just locking them up in an insane asylum.  So basically he's Batman gone super-noir.  Or something.  So expect much paranoia and crazy!rants, as well as random!unnecessary!violence and angry mask!faces.  It's how he rolls; I apologize in advance.

If you want to talk plot, I'm orderfromka0s on AIM and my email's promotedtocondiments@gmail.com.  Chances are you'll catch me on one or the other, I'm kind of glued to the laptop when I can afford to be.  I am ALWAYS up for plot, so feel free to hit me up for it.  I look forward to playing with you all!

Comments

[stepintoshadows.livejournal.com]

RORSCHACH IS SKEPTICAL OF YOUR LOVE BUT HIS MUN FLAILS WITH JOY.

Hi Carolyn! I...have never seen Mad Men unfortunately, and now I'm disappointed about this. But HOORAY FOR SECRETS AND MULTIPLE NAMES. The muse can respect this, even if he's now skeptical about why Don needs them. HE MUST INVESTIGATE.

Thanks!!

[selfmadman]

SO MANY SUGAR CUBES, THEN.

AHAHAHAAHA, he only actually uses one of them. The other is part of his DARK PAST. BUT YOU ARE MORE THAN WELCOME TO INVESTIGATE ANY POSSIBLE HOMOSEXUAL LEAN--no, wait, that sounds like a come-on.

[stepintoshadows.livejournal.com]

*GASP* BRIBERY?! NEVER. ...Okay, maybe a few. BUT HE'S STILL WATCHING YOU, CAROLYN.

BAHAHAHAHAHA Oh dear. It really does. Rorschach disapproves. Loudly. His icon even says so. Sort of. Meanwhile, his mun dies a little because, well. Track record. *head!desk*

[selfmadman]

IT'S A GIFT, RORSCHACH. I'm sure you've read about them or something.

FINE, I'll save all the innuendos for Dan.

[givesahoot.livejournal.com]

[selfmadman]

as Dan slowly shuffles away

[givesahoot.livejournal.com]

/absolutely and totally pointless icon trolling

[aintnoconvict]

because he has more icons, but the sentiment remains the same

[eggplantgout.livejournal.com]

OH ARE WE DRAPERFACING

[selfmadman]

YOU DON'T OWN JASON'S FACE, DON DRAPER

[eggplantgout.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE NOT GOING TO OUT-INCREDULOUS DON

[selfmadman]

You just aren't.

IF SOMEONE WOULD STOP AVOIDING JASON MAYBE HE WOULD KNOW THAT

[eggplantgout.livejournal.com]

KEYWORDS

[selfmadman]

KEYWORDS BACK

[eggplantgout.livejournal.com]

IDEFK

[aintnoconvict]

WHAT

[eggplantgout.livejournal.com]

[stepintoshadows.livejournal.com]

Of course he's read about them. He just doesn't trust them. Like a great many things.

*GLAAAARE* Dan doesn't need your innuendos. He's...Dan. Or something. Idek, he's being irrational again. I think he's afraid Don will corrupt him or something. Silly.

[givesahoot.livejournal.com]

Yes! Help him out here, Rorschach!

[stepintoshadows.livejournal.com]

...depends on how effective the glaring is? But he's always happy to break fingers as needed. Especially if the break-ee might be of dubious moral fiber. XD

[selfmadman]

DON'S MORALITY COULD NOT BE MORE FIBROUS TYVM

[stepintoshadows.livejournal.com]

RORSCHACH BEGS TO DIFFER what with the aforementioned innuendos and all. *insert Disapproving Look and appropriate crazy!ramble here*

...Don't mind him, he's kind of sort of very much a prude?