JOINED AT THE HIP: RANDOMIZATIONS, ROUND ONE.

[taxonmods]

Randomizations are here! The list is as follows below.

        Puck ↔ Kurt Hummel
        Piper Halliwell ↔ Don Draper
        Wikus van der Merwe ↔ Max Guevara
        Fitz Kreiner ↔ Quinn Fabray
        Glitch ↔ Buffy Summers
        Angel ↔ Kaylee Frye
        Liz Parker ↔ Jenna Sommers
        Corwin Barimen ↔ River Tam
        Willow Rosenberg ↔ Rorschach

Since we have multiple chainings happening this month, if anyone would like to participate in a second round of randomizations, please reply here, to the sticky comment. We'll post those randomizations sometime around the 15th to give people time to toss their character's name into the pot. Otherwise, use this post to plot amongst yourselves. ♥

Comments

[selfmadman]

HEY NOW JASON'S HIS BRO :| ALSO HE'S NOT REAL BIG ON CIGARS

Well, those are legit questions. He's still finding his feet because HE KEEPS GETTING CONFINED TO BUILDINGS AND/OR TURNED INTO A TEN-YEAR OLD.

Cracky route it is! He's staying at the Taxon Hotel right now (which is something else they could do--apartment hunting--but I DON'T THINK THAT WOULD BE FUN FOR ANYONE INVOLVED) although he does sometimes sleep at the office so they could conceivably wake up on his couch. Or wherever Piper's staying.

PS IF SHE STARTS USING MAGIC HE WILL BE LIKE "WELL WHY CAN'T YOU USE YOUR ~MAGIC~ TO BREAK THIS DAMN CHAIN HUH???" Which I'm sure will lead to all sorts of fun.

[molecules]

SO HE SMOKES RAINBOWS.

lmfao Don, Taxon has a big lesbian crush on you!

Piper's staying at Willow's. Maybe it could be fun for them to wake up at either Willow's or the Hotel and then just try and make their way to Don's office? Because, obviously, he has to work, amirite? And after this, when they are pals and smoking rainbows and drinking whatever Don drinks, they can go apartment hunting and reminisce over the time they woke up together and were complete strangers!

DON :| She will blow up your favourite chair, no joke.

[selfmadman]

asdladjladsjlads he would flip out--and not in a good way--if he woke up at Willow's (and figured out it was her place). SO MAYBE THE HOTEL IS BEST. Hahahaha, and depending on how much he'd had to drink the night before, he might assume they'd slept together. And yes! Unless she has something important to do, they are going to the office.

THAT IS NO WAY FOR A GUEST TO BEHAVE :| (Magic + alcohol. This will end so well.)

[molecules]

lmfao oh dear. WHY IS EVERYONE DISLIKING WILLOW? Paul, then Don. :| Piper's got to knock some sense into you boys. The hotel it is! Though, PIPER IS CURRENTLY NOT IMPRESSED. And she has important things to do! Like ... piss Don off.

THEY'LL BE BFFS. They'll braid each other's hair and make friendship bracelets by the end of this!

Did you want to do a joint post or one where Don starts the post, Piper replies, hell ensues sort of deal? (I only ask as I have work in two hours ;; so things may be delayed.)

[selfmadman]

Well, Piper may want to, uh, have a word with Willow about curbing her habit of yelling at people incoherently. ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY ARE BLEEDING FROM THE NECK (that was Paul, not Don).

DON'T WORRY ABOUT DELAYS. I'm working all weekend anyway. Would you mind doing it sometime next week maybe? (Since Don's already going to have to endure being stuck to Long this week). And either method works for me!