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taxonmods ([personal profile] taxonmods) wrote in [community profile] taxonooc2012-06-03 01:32 pm

SYSTEM GLITCH: Your Big Ol' Summer Plot Goes Here

Summer! A time for sunbathing! For pristine white beaches! For boating! For mai tais on deck chairs! For shenanigans.

School's out, and it's GLITCH TIME, kids. Taxon's going avast, and ahoy, and yo-ho-ho-ho and a bottle of Survivor: LOST Lord of the Gilligans.

What's happening: On June 10, the citizens of Taxon will wake up on a boat. No, a ship, even. The HMS (Hamsters' Muckety Ship) Taxon is a sailing ship, with, erm, the giant sails and the wooden decks needing to be swabbed and the cannons and the general old-timey port-and-starboardiness of her. There's plenty of food and water (and grog!) but no suntan lotion, and your tablets will only show the people on the boat with you.

Characters will wake up belowdecks, and on emerging to the deck proper will see nothing but water for miles around. A tropical sun is beating down, and there are no Extras to be seen, only whoever else is on the boat with them.

After that, well... don't be surprised if you're attacked by pirates. Or sea monsters. Or shipwrecked on a tropical island and forced to team up to survive possible pygmies, giant snakes, volcanoes, mosquitoes, death traps, malaria, sunburn, and anything else it occurs to us to throw at you. (Legal disclaimer: none of these are guaranteed but a few are a safe bet, depending on what y'all wanna do.)

Where's the city? Where's the hatches? Where's the Extras? Where's the air conditioning? Can you figure out how to get back, or will you be strangled in the night with seaweed by someone who can't stand your snoring?

Like most of our city-wide plots, participation in this is optional....ish. Characters whose muns choose to have them remain in the safe, comfortable, scurvy-free city of Taxon proper will still notice some changes that they can (and should!) respond to.

If you're sailing:

June 10 - June 20: Your character will be on the HMS Taxon. Confined on a ship with your fellow prisoners, with no easy apparent way to talk to those citizens who aren't there. The ship will have a hatch, but all it will produce are horribly clichéd 'pirate' (or Royal Navy) clothes and beachwear. Food and water will be available freely on board, although you may get sick of ship's biscuits. (Duration: 10 days)

June 21 - July 11: Your character will be on a tropical island, replete with many horrors to be discovered. Food and water will not be provided, but must be gathered from the jungle (unless you can spontaneously create food or something). Are there hatches hidden somewhere in the jungle? Or merely poo-flinging monkeys? Who knows? Perhaps you should explore. There's a large smoking mountain. Clearly nothing at all could go wrong.

Raft-building to try and sail back to Taxon proper is highly encouraged. It's not like there's sharks or anything. Right? Right?

If you're staying:

You wuss The City's going to be rather empty. And creepy. And empty. All the Extras are just gone, and everyone who's off in castaway land is gone as well. They don't show up on the tablets, and their programmed possessions have disappeared as well. It will look as though a huge chunk of the city's population just vanished overnight.

Characters of the super-hacky persuasion, in both regular!Taxon and in shipwreck!Taxon, may well be able to coax the tablets into letting them talk to the others.

This plot will run from June 10 to July 11. If you intend to involve your muses, especially if they're goin' to sea, please comment and tell us any ideas, thoughts, suggestions, or questions you may have.

Finally, have this to get you all in a shipshape mood. SAILING, SAILING, JUMPING OFF THE RAILING.
aintnoconvict: (oh fffffff)

[personal profile] aintnoconvict 2012-06-03 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
...Dien I just saw that thing about no sunscreen why are you trying to kill all the non-tanning people?

ANYWAY: Glitch is going. He will get amazingly seasick (because what even is an ocean) and dress like Errol Flynn and then fulfill his Professor-like duties and build shit out of coconuts.
loveawkward: (Hunger)

[personal profile] loveawkward 2012-06-03 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Josef will definitely be there... in the sun. And the heat. Surrounded by people that smell of blood and life.


Whaa? >.>

[personal profile] azoftheoz 2012-06-03 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Azkadellia shall stay in the city! Because playing off her abandonment fears if more fun than krakens for her.


I'm a horrible muse mommy. >.>
sourcebloodaughter: (22)

[personal profile] sourcebloodaughter 2012-06-03 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Ashley is going! she is going to enjoy this so much :3
secretshame: (30)

[personal profile] secretshame 2012-06-03 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Jenna is staying.

because sob :c
thelonewolf: (Default)

Castaways!

[personal profile] thelonewolf 2012-06-03 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
WOW! I'd like Gwen and Arya to both go. =) (...Hooolding off on Illyria til I decide what to do with her.)

Being trapped on a boat is gonna make Gwen VERY uncomfortable. And beware people, if there's a storm stay AWAY from this girl. Arya's gonna love it barring all the crazy bad stuff, and I imagine she can be some use.

IDK if this counts but MAYBBBE with some electric-finagling and some help, Gwen can fiddle with the tablet and reach someone in the city for a second.
thepersianyouth: Fran leaping into the air, all the dancer-y muscles ever popping (dancing)

[personal profile] thepersianyouth 2012-06-03 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Whoo sailing! Ah, this brings back memories.

Also, finally some nice weather :D
ownlittleprison: (v: let me freeze again to death)

[personal profile] ownlittleprison 2012-06-03 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, staying. WOE! IGNORANCE IS NOT BLISS, PEOPLE
genequeen: (Default)

Re: Castaways!

[personal profile] genequeen 2012-06-03 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Maddy is certainly going because, well, pirate outfits.

http://images.buypiratecostumes.com/sexy_captains_wench_costume.jpg

Seriously. This will be hilarious because the options will only get worse. And woe be to the fair skinned wench.
thepersianyouth: Bagoas, hands clasped, whispering with the other eunuchs (Default)

[personal profile] thepersianyouth 2012-06-03 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Bagoas will help gather stuff for McGyver-ing. He'll be mostly useless with everything to do with survival (except run fast from the flesh eating palm trees), but there shall be shenans.

Also, everyone needs a friend to hold back their hair when busy being violently sick >_>
thepersianyouth: Bagoas, hands clasped, whispering with the other eunuchs (ornamental)

[personal profile] thepersianyouth 2012-06-03 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Bagoas: ~fans!~
buffy_slayer: (Default)

Re: Castaways!

[personal profile] buffy_slayer 2012-06-03 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
You betcha. Buffy'll love the sun, the sea air, and trying to keep the vampire(s) from eating everyone!
thepersianyouth: Fran leaping into the air, all the dancer-y muscles ever popping (dancing)

[personal profile] thepersianyouth 2012-06-03 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't decide on one of my characters either. I've decided to roll a D4 after breakfast tomorrow, let the Gods of Chance and Statistics decide.

I would love more Bagoas and Arya, aaaaand I don't know, but I think it would be interesting to see how him and Gwen would interact. Y/N?
thepersianyouth: Bagoas, hands clasped, whispering with the other eunuchs (Default)

[personal profile] thepersianyouth 2012-06-03 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
XDDDDDDD
thepersianyouth: Fran leaping into the air, all the dancer-y muscles ever popping (dancing)

[personal profile] thepersianyouth 2012-06-03 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
What's not to love? It's like a pirate/holiday/matinée themed cruise! Blue skies, sunshine, calm blue sea as far as-- oh what's that over there?

Another ship! :D With a funny looking black flag!
thepersianyouth: big beaming grin, including lolling tongue. yes he's such a puppy, shush you (grin)

[personal profile] thepersianyouth 2012-06-03 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Every leisure cruise needs a vampire slayer.
loveawkward: (Default)

[personal profile] loveawkward 2012-06-03 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Josef: THAT LOOK ISN'T HELPING.
thepersianyouth: (embellishment)

[personal profile] thepersianyouth 2012-06-03 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Bagoas: I have not the faintest idea of what you speak. Not an inkling.
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[personal profile] genequeen 2012-06-03 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
She's done the Goblyn Queen thing and none of these will be that bad but the reminder... Just not even cool.
creepyfreezone: (Giggly and Normal.)

[personal profile] creepyfreezone 2012-06-03 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Sky has never been on the water before!

What sorta things on this trip will put off energy signals Sky can sense? *Default question before Sky ends up anywhere*
creepyfreezone: (What's Pizza?)

Re: Castaways!

[personal profile] creepyfreezone 2012-06-03 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
If Gwen wants help with that, someone can work to make sure the tablet doesn't fry from the excess energy. Yay something Sky can help with! :3

Also a chance for the kidlets to get to know each other
loveawkward: (Touched)

[personal profile] loveawkward 2012-06-03 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Josef: Course not. Nope. None. *pointed stare* Sure you don't.

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