MEME: Five Things

[aintnoconvict]

...I'm at work, I'm bored, I thought this would be entertaining:

Five Things
- Tag in with your character(s).

- Others will tag your character with a five things challenge. It can be serious (Five Things You Miss Most About Home) or ridiculous (Five People, Living Or Dead, You'd Hit In the Face With A Custard Pie). Be creative and/or evil!

- Respond to the challenges. Unless you get stumped, in which case you may weep bitterly.

- Profit.

GO!

Comments

Buffy & Mal

[likeajoan.livejournal.com]

...sorry about the icon.

ms buffy

[demimonde]

five ladies she would change teams for :D

[likeajoan.livejournal.com]

...ahaha according to s8 it doesn't take much to get Buffy to change teams, but all that aside:

1. Salma Hayek
2. Angelina Jolie
3. Eleanor Roosevelt (She is actually quoted as saying this, I kid you not)
4. Dame Judi Dench (also, quoted)
5. Beyonce Knowles (who wouldn't?)

[andsmoldering]

ignore my journal la la la

I APPROVE OF SALMA HAYEK TOPPING THIS LIST.

[likeajoan.livejournal.com]

/ignoring

IKR, THAT WOMAN IS HOT.

[andsmoldering]

that scene in that movie with that snake.

[likeajoan.livejournal.com]

SERIOUSLY.

[andsmoldering]

i knew you would instantly know of what i spoke.

[likeajoan.livejournal.com]

It is rather difficult to forget the sight of Quentin Tarantino sucking liquor off Salma Hayek's foot, after an intimate lapdance, yes.

I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY.

for Mal

[revivedqueen.livejournal.com]

Five things/words/whatever that you'll never say to Inara.

...ajkskahsghs.

[skyfrome.livejournal.com]

1. I kept all your things when you left.
2. ...of those things was your picture.
3. Nobody's ever got to me like you do.
4. One of the reasons I rile you up so much is 'cause you're pretty when you're angry. You're pretty the rest of the time too, but a man gets bored on occasion out in the black.
5. 'Whore', provided I ever learn what's good for me-- that don't look to be too likely, though, so maybe this one is cheatin'. ...but then I am a 'petty thief', right?

[glowingseer.livejournal.com]

Awwwwwwww Mal is such a softie.

[skyfrome.livejournal.com]

ssshhhhh, no he's not. >_>

[glowingseer.livejournal.com]

/brb making a MAL LOVES INARA FOREVUH banner

keywords

[skyfrome.livejournal.com]

keywords too

[glowingseer.livejournal.com]

moar keywords idk

[skyfrome.livejournal.com]

best conversation ever ~

[glowingseer.livejournal.com]

ahaha seriously, our keywords are win.

[skyfrome.livejournal.com]

XD

[glowingseer.livejournal.com]

for BOTH MWAHAH

[fudgingkillyou.livejournal.com]

Buffy:
five blonde moments she wishes she's never had? :P

Mal:
five times he's been wasted and done something stupid? lmao idk

SO DEMANDING ILIT.

[likeajoan.livejournal.com]

Here they are, in transcript glory. There were SO MANY to choose from:

1.

Buffy: So, um... about being a nun... you know, um, with the whole abjuring the company of men? You know, how's that working for you? The... abjuring?
Nun: Um... good.
Buffy: Yeah, do you have to be, like, super-religious?
Nun: Well, uh...
Buffy: How's the food?

2.

Xander: I guess it's time for a little reconnaissance.
Buffy: You mean where we all sculpt and paint and stuff?
Xander: That was the Renaissance.
Buffy: Oh. I told you I've had a bad week.

3.

Buffy: Oh, no... I have to go take an English make-up exam. They give you credit just for speaking it, right?

4.

Buffy: [attempting to infiltrate a creepy bad guy lair] You know, I just woke up and I looked in the mirror and thought, "Hey, what's with all the sin." I need to change. I'm dirty, I'm bad, with the sex, and the envy, and the loud music us kids listen to nowadays. [Bad guys stare at her blankly. Long pause.] ...Oh, I just suck at undercover.

5.

Buffy: So, any idea what's going on?
Spike: Oh, so that's all. You just come to pump me for information?
Buffy: What else would I want to pump you for?
[pause as Buffy realizes what her comment sounded like]
Buffy: I really just said that, didn't I?

UNF.

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alsjdfhd

Can you hear Dean laughing? Because he is laughing loudly. As am I.


... lmao, number five made me laugh for real.

aww yiss. ;)

[likeajoan.livejournal.com]

FFFF DEAN.

Also, hahaha I am glad they were amusing, and yes, Buffy is occasionally made from concentrated fail.

MAL'S IS HARDER, I am going to ~invent~ things for you, and reply later.