meme :: picture semi-related.

[mercurialnature.livejournal.com]

Post here with one/some/all of your pups, then other folks can tag in, and no matter how ridiculous the pairing, ask you the following about their first child:
     A. Name
     B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House
     C. Circumstances of Conception
     D. PB/Appearance
     E. Three Random Facts

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[demimonde]

HAHAHA I LOVE THIS MEME FOREVER

my characters: Ethan Rayne, Petrana, Solomon Koenig, Enfys Keel.

[mercurialnature.livejournal.com]

You know mine. I know yours. How do they know each other biblically?

[contrarian]

A. Name: Theodore Llewelyn
B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House: Holly.
C. Circumstances of Conception: Relationships are just not Enfys's thing, really, perhaps because she is so terrible at them. She considers that perhaps a Catholic woman having casual sex with a Greek god may be...you know, somehow religiously inappropriate, but eventually decides that she's probably good as long as she doesn't blow him in a confessional or anything like that. Anyway, it turns out it takes a lot more than the pill and a condom to avoid the pitter-patter of little demi-gods.
D. PB/Appearance: Billy Zane
E. Three Random Facts:

• Theodore means 'gift of god'. Enfys thinks she's funny.
• Theo is mostly raised by his mother, for a given value of Enfys really having no idea what in the fuck she's doing. Living in Wayne Manor is, while awesome, not much use in this respect; like Bruce has any better ideas.
• A sneak-thief, a liar, a pickpocket, a con-artist and when called upon to be so, a dragonslayer, Theo is everything his parents ever dreamed he would be, possibly more despite his mother than because of her. He's a mama's boy to the core and writes romance novels in his spare time.

[beholdthedrums.livejournal.com]

Yar. Petrana and the Master. /CRIES FOREVER

rassilon does not approve.

[gqbamfofalltime.livejournal.com]

A. Name: Ilyn.
B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House: Elder (http://www.whats-your-sign.com/celtic-tree-astrology.html).
C. Circumstances of Conception: A canon-swapping glitch swept through Taxon, and some things stay the same; Petrana never, ever goes for the hero of the story. Petra Saxon wore smart heels and tailored red suits, and would have been a lot more prepared for an unplanned pregnancy than the Countess was when the dust settled and she'd burned the suit.
D. PB/Appearance: Morgane Dubled.
E. Three Random Facts:

• Petra managed to keep a tight lid on the truth of her third daughter's paternity; the timing was a little murky, with Davidias's arrival shortly after conception still within the right timeline for Ilyn to be his.
• Unfortunately, not even Petra's witchcraft could account for the early development of minor psychic ability.
• Davidias and Petra made their peace with it - hardly her fault, etc, etc, had been raising Ilyn as his, Petra hadn't even been sure whose Ilyn was - and proceeded to spend several years stealing her back every time the Master decided to kidnap her for fun and games.

[aintnoconvict]

...I do not want to say "do your worst" because I am easily scared. So instead I will say do what you feel is PROPER.

[contrarian]

A. Name: Beattie Langwe
B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House: Oak.
C. Circumstances of Conception: Glitch is not really Enfys's type; this is more or less self-evident fact. All the same, when a fourth wall day weekend mistake turns out to be one of those mistakes with consequences (the kind with ten little fingers and ten little toes), it's Judith's friend Glitch who makes tea and all the right soothing noises and occasionally has to referee. Nobody's relationship down there is really formalized in any sort of a way; Judith and Enfys share a bed when it's cold and sometimes Glitch is welcome and sometimes he isn't and nobody's really anything, they're just...what they are, which is fine, it's quite nice, actually, where you belong but you don't always stay. And when the baby is born, Enfys gives him Glitch's surname, because it seems fair.
D. PB/Appearance: Hugh Dancy
E. Three Random Facts:

• Beattie Langwe has two mommies and half a dad; when his mothers are a Slayer and a werewolf and his half-a-dad is occasionally a genius, this works out to more parents than anyone actually wants or needs. Especially when you factor in the doting uncles and aunts. He never runs away, but by God sometimes he thinks about it.
• He is a serious, grim-faced little boy who walks early and talks surprisingly little.
• His birth father was an English demonologist who liked to swing dance. This is the extent of knowledge about him Beattie has, and he doesn't ask.

[aintnoconvict]

...how is that all so adorable?

[contrarian]

because i own this meme, bb.

[biverbam.livejournal.com]

HEY DELE

GIVE ME HORRORS

[contrarian]

A. Name: February Tam-Rayne.
B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House: Slytherin. Also, Alder.
C. Circumstances of Conception: Rupert and Ethan's youth glitch coincided with River's sane glitch, and mistakes were made. Solomon Koenig frog-marched the three of them down to Taxon's clinic and waited patiently for the paternity tests to come back so he knew who he was going to be regarding icily across the table at get-togethers for the next eighteen years. Ethan drew the short straw.
D. PB/Appearance: Olivia Thirlby.
E. Three Random Facts:

• Due to River and Ethan both reverting to their...less than parenting-friendly states, February ended up spending most of her early Taxon childhood living in the forest with Opa ('grandpa').
• There were weirder conception stories than hers at Taxon kindergarten, okay? I'm just saying. Her best friend was Boadicea. (See Enfys/Bruce by Claire.)
• A psychic of moderate ability and a more accomplished sorceress, February sidekicked for Boadicea/Godslayer as a young woman under the alias 'the Wintersmith'. Her costume is a shiny, sparkly white catsuit and an ice crown. It's pretty great.

[meanwhileback.livejournal.com]

enfys + penny = ???

also the typo of enfys i just did was "wndya", which also looks welsh.

[contrarian]

A. Name: Davida Rosemary Lane
B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House: Willow.
C. Circumstances of Conception: Look, anyone could have made that mistake. He didn't know that humans could only procreate one specific way. The many uses of sex were confusing! He was a low level programmer! It really wasn't his fault that the instructions were so fucking vague. (After Penny accidentally knocked Enfys up while they were drunk, the error was quietly fixed, but really, the damage had already been done. That's right, ladies; you were screwed over by the creativity of fanfic writers.)
D. PB/Appearance: Tamsin Egerton
E. Three Random Facts:

• Much to the relief of...basically everyone, Davida has Mom's style and none of Mum's unnatural love of denim rompers. For the record.
• For the first three years of her life, she is affectionately referred to as 'our little biological impossibility'. They stop when she tries to figure out how to spell that when asked to write down her name. (Enfys notes, with pride, that she was pretty close.)
• Davida builds her own first car, but Penny insists that ANYONE BUT ENFYS teach her how to drive it.

[mightyfallen.livejournal.com]

JACK AND ENFYS :D? ... they should meet ever too.

Also you should know that for a second I forgot about Enfys and I was like :C WELL HE CAN'T HAVE BABBIES WITH PETRA THAT'D ALMOST BE INCEST

SO PETRA IS AN IRREVOCABLE PART OF MY HEADCANON NOW JSYK

[contrarian]

A. Name: Garrett Keel
B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House: Rowan.
C. Circumstances of Conception: When Enfys decides abruptly that she wants to have a baby - no, really, she decides, and starts investigating thoroughly what prospective mothers are supposed to be doing and does it - the next step is to find a babydaddy, of course. She rules out of most of the men she knows for one reason or another, and eventually settles on Jack as someone who she feels will be a suitable father without unnecessarily cramping her style. Artificial insemination is not fantastically fun and Bruce probably wished he weren't sharing his home with a pregnant woman he didn't even knock up - fuck, yes, but Enfys prudently ruled out her sex partners as daddies. (Boadicea came as a surprise a few years later.) Anyway, Garrett happened.
D. PB/Appearance: Jonathan Groff
E. Three Random Facts:

• Garrett never really got to do that whole 'ha ha I was planned and you weren't' thing with his little sister, because his little sister prances around wearing a norse battle mask with batman horns. He is mystified.
• A shockingly laidback young man, Garrett is studying for pre-med. It seems only practical, considering who else he shares his family life with.
• He likes to go and stay with Jack (who he calls 'Jack') because, I shit you not, Jack is probably the sanest person in aforementioned family.

[egregiouslypink.livejournal.com]

HORRORS PLZ

[contrarian]

A. Name: December Lehane
B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House: Ash.
C. Circumstances of Conception: Faith and Ethan's ... relationship is a complicated beast, mostly about them but a little about Giles and not very healthy no matter how it's looked at. When Faith eventually gets knocked up, it all plays right along into the angle that Ethan's been working all along; December isn't planned and they go back and forth on whether or not he's wanted, but he belongs to them. Ethan names him, and puts down Faith's surname on the birth certificate.
D. PB/Appearance: Crispin Glover
E. Three Random Facts:

• With the full name December Mick Lehane, he usually answers to 'Dess' and has more or less come to terms with the fact that he was named for his grandmother January, and guitarist Mick Jones. He's always thought 'Michael' would've been fine.
• Son of a Slayer and a chaos-worshipping sorcerer, he was probably never going to be an insurance salesman. No, Dess is a well-trained sorcerer, not half bad in a fight, and qualified psychiatrist. He never practised, but you can call him Dr Lehane anyway.
• His parents alternated between puzzled indifference, fierce possessiveness and generally not having any idea what to do with him throughout his childhood; that they loved him was unmistakable, that they probably should never have had a child was...equally so. He mostly raised himself, and, all things considered, thinks of Rupert Giles as his third parent. Not out of any interest the man has taken, but simply in terms of being too tangled up in the other two to be properly extricated from the things that they do. He thinks of him fondly.

[inquitvigiliant.livejournal.com]

♥

[contrarian]

A. Name: Amelia Desgrand
B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House: Birch.
C. Circumstances of Conception: Mia Desgrand was born to a Chinese-British couple in Northern England, but remained with them for a relatively short period of time before being picked up by the Council and assigned to Rupert Giles. She was raised and trained by Rupert and, by extension, his partner Ethan Rayne until the age of twelve, whereupon her Watcher was sent to California to take over the active Slayer and she was removed from the Rayne-Giles home and placed with a new Watcher.
D. PB/Appearance: Kristin Kreuk
E. Three Random Facts:

• During the battle with the First, Ethan split off from Giles on a potential-finding mission and brought home...Mia, who was a little shell-shocked from the murder of her Watcher. She never quite dealt with them on the professional level again (Ethan and Rupert had, given her age at the time, been more like parents to her than her later Watcher had been a Watcher), but she'd missed them as family and it was a small bright spot.
• Except for the developing competition for daddies' affection and attention with the Summers girls.
• She was called with the rest of the potentials, and survived the closing of the hellmouth.

[inapostbag.livejournal.com]

This is the best thing ever, I maintain.

[contrarian]

how many times can i say WATCHER in one comment

[inquitvigiliant.livejournal.com]

WATCHER WATCHER WATCHER WATCHER WATCHER

IDK I haven't had my coffee yet.

[contrarian]

GIIIIIIILES IT'S A GIIIILES OOOOOOH IT'S A GILES