ext_64512 ([identity profile] mercurialnature.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] taxonooc2010-02-18 09:19 pm
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meme :: picture semi-related.



Post here with one/some/all of your pups, then other folks can tag in, and no matter how ridiculous the pairing, ask you the following about their first child:
     A. Name
     B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House
     C. Circumstances of Conception
     D. PB/Appearance
     E. Three Random Facts
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[personal profile] aintnoconvict 2010-02-19 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
/braves this

[identity profile] biverbam.livejournal.com 2010-02-19 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
Consider, if you will, the horrors (and the hilarity).
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[personal profile] aintnoconvict 2010-02-19 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
A. NAME: Dorothea Qiang Langwe-Tam
B. ZODIAC/HOGWARTS: Year of the Boar, Gemini (June 3, the Day of Fluent Expression), Ravenclaw
C. CIRCUMSTANCES OF CONCEPTION: That time Glitch got glitched into Ambrose again, and also de-aged to like 19. Upon hearing about his future he goes "hell no" re: not having kids and asks River (who has taken Glitch on as a lab partner so he doesn't blow anything up again) if she'd be willing to contribute some DNA. FOR WHATEVER REASON she consents, and little Dorothea gestates in a nifty (if slightly steampunky) alien incubator. Glitch is intensely disturbed by all of this but embraces fatherhood nevertheless.
D. PB: Emmy Rossum but with wilder hair.
E. Random Facts:
1. Lives in a library. Like, she cleared out space on a shelf and sleeps there.
2. More or less raised by Aunties DG and Inara but is ridic protective of her genetic parents.
3. Possibly the most deadly non-supernatual critter in Taxon.

[identity profile] colorshavenames.livejournal.com 2010-02-19 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
wake up in the morning feeling like p. diddy--

wow that was weird, coming from this account.
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SOB

[personal profile] aintnoconvict 2010-02-19 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
A. Name: Sebastian Langwe
B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House: Capricorn/Hufflepuff
C. Circumstances of Conception: THEIRS WAS A STAMMERING, STAR-CROSSED, COLORFUL, AND INTENSELY MISUNDERSTOOD LOVE. But it was pure and good and sweet and adorable and that is how babby formed.
D. PB/Appearance: Sebbie is a lad with a head of thick sandy hair, wide, light eyes, and an unfortunate nose.
E. Three Random Facts
1. Certified genius, but without the ego.
2. He hears colors rather than seeing them, and is a crazy musical prodigy. Give Sebbie an instrument and he will make it sound pretty.
3. Was the first person to actually tame the forest's unicorn. Yes, the forest has a unicorn.
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[personal profile] aintnoconvict 2010-02-19 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Actually I'ma specify: born on January 15, which is the Day of Heroic Inevitability. Because.
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[personal profile] demimonde 2010-02-19 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
PETRA AND GLITCH AWW YISS
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[personal profile] aintnoconvict 2010-02-19 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
A. Name: Ialnys
B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House: Leo (July 25, Day of Quixotic Exploits), Gryffinclaw.
C. Circumstances of Conception: A pleasant evening spent discussing the intricacies of courtly life in their respective worlds turned scandalous when Glitch offered to open the bottle of wine "that nice Hermes fella" had given him. It turned out to be quite thoroughly Dionysian in nature and a good bacchanalian time was had by both. They agreed to forget the matter out of propriety, which was...a lot easier for one of them, or it was until The Girl arrived.
D. PB/Appearance: Keeps her luxuriously thick and maddeningly wavy hair cut as short as possible and while it is naturally dark she cheerfully lets Uncle Levi experiment on it with colors not found in nature. Takes after her mother in tininess and possesses her father's arsenal of smiles.
E. Three Random Facts:
1. Ialnys was raised by her mother until it became clear exactly how much of an insufferable tomboy she was, at which point she was sent packing to Poppa.
2. Can't dance, can't draw, can't do needlepoint but doesn't so much care because she's a motherfucking technomancer oh yes.
3. Is a vegetarian. IDK.
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[personal profile] contrarian 2010-02-19 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I love you for continuing my theme of naming all Petra's babies 'I' names :3 /NEVER STOPS DOING THIS

also petra loves her daughter, but is SO CONFUSED by her.
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[personal profile] aintnoconvict 2010-02-19 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Who am I to mess with tradition? ♥

Glitch is baffled as well, but he dotes. And Ialnys loves Mother and Poppa and worries about giving one or both of them a heart attack. Family Fun Night is v. awkward, always.

[identity profile] magicalskeptic.livejournal.com 2010-02-19 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Am I too late to get in on the Glitch babbies?
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[identity profile] kseda.livejournal.com 2010-02-20 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh lawd, no, no you are not.

A. Name: Jasper Templeton Langwe
B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House: Taurus (May 3, The Day of the Social Realist (http://books.google.com/books?id=guBgucoFncEC&pg=PA166&lpg=PA166&dq=%22day+of+the+social+realist%22&source=bl&ots=cykO-03T3V&sig=IDmVZZVS5Fab8dX5xOLIP-xBvnY&hl=en&ei=XCyAS9e-H86Qtgf-mqD-Bg&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=3&ved=0CAwQ6AEwAg#v=onepage&q=%22day%20of%20the%20social%20realist%22&f=false)), Ravenclaw
C. Circumstances of Conception Eventually, when lost in a hedge maze, you DO run out of things to occupy yourself with. Hey, it can happen.
D. PB/Appearance: Anton Yelchin (http://anton-yelchin.com/gallery/albums/UPLOADS/Photoshoots/Shoot%20003/_005.jpg), and yes he hates you.
E. Three Random Facts:
1. Scary-smart sorcerer. Unfortunately he does not use his powers for good.
2. Teenage rebellion involved gleefully aiding the Brucolac in his hostile takeover of Taxon.
3. Eventually settles down when the Aliens FINALLY give him the pony he'd wanted since he was two.

...idk.