meme :: advice

[mercurialnature.livejournal.com]

✖ Post as your character!
✖ Other people -- characters, players, your mom -- ask you advice.
✖ Give advice in character.
✖ Keep asking, keep giving.

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[caballero]

It's my house, I'll vomit blood where I want.

[phoenixsays.livejournal.com]

Judging by the response here, looks like I should be asking you how to win friends and influence people.

[meanwhileback.livejournal.com]

It so is, which is why Bruce is getting it. I'm not allowed to say this IRL or whatever but he's totally my hero now, in an old-school Princess Toadstool-Loves-Mario kind of way. Also I have a sneaking suspicion he's actually way lolzier than he's letting on, so. I'm working on it, we'll see.

Are you any good at sucking d No scratch that, that's even more rude than I'm willing to be right now, chalk up my generosity to the drugs currently pumping through my tiny beautiful veins. How about you come keep me company so I don't have to spend all day whining at people who have better things to do with their time, like sharpening axes and brooding?

[caballero]

I don't have time.

[caballero]

Well, I can fix a car.

[antisaint.livejournal.com]

You know, I didn't exactly finish high school, so maybe you're just running intellectual rings faster than I can follow, but if you're suggesting I up the ante of an object that operates based on principles that are arbitrarily decided by good and evil, I'm going to have to turn you down. It doesn't work that way.

[antisaint.livejournal.com]

It's a good thing I'm applying all this effort, then.

At least tell me the coughing lessens up.

[caballero]

In a similar tread, what's the best way to avoid you being pissed at me for alerting you about Crane?

[phoenixsays.livejournal.com]

Really! I can't, alas, but I suspect one day we may even have traffic.

I imagine being able to steal one is significantly less of a social niche, not that that's to my level, these days.

[caballero]

I figure I'm only incidentally handy, really.

Oh, I see.

[hercandleguides.livejournal.com]

I'm not suggesting you do anything, but suit yourself.

[phoenixsays.livejournal.com]

Fewer cars beats everyone in the joint demanding their oil changed, I imagine!

I'm not allowed to be dishonest in meta. Apparently.

[caballero]

So I should start asking the hard questions.

[phoenixsays.livejournal.com]

I think you should refrain. I haven't even done anything here yet!

[caballero]

But you speak Hungarian. That's so exotic and interesting and my annoying socialite radar says I should bother you about everything.

[phoenixsays.livejournal.com]

Exotic, ha. I will respond, but only in Hungarian. Csángó dialect.

Also if you're going to pretend to be an annoying socialite at me, you have to acquire me stupid-looking but delicious socialite alcohol. It's a rule, I saw it in the entrance chamber.

[caballero]

The dialect could prove a challenge. But I like challenges.

It'll even have an umbrella in it.

[phoenixsays.livejournal.com]

In that case you may eventually discover that my mastery of Csángó specifically is somewhat questionable, but I've found I can pretty much fake the more obscure languages around 95% of the population and they just go 'oohh, Europe' and never catch on and did I mention how annoying this enforced honesty policy is? It's like wearing a dress that doesn't fit.

...pink?

OH IT HURTS

[caballero]

Your dresses will fit my floor just fine, I promise.

For you, of course.

HAHAHA OH BEGINNING THIS

[phoenixsays.livejournal.com]

[split-second pause, loading trollery, ACCLIMATION COMPLETE] We'll see about that. I prefer hangers, but if I can get replacements...

Wonderful. You know, the help at Milk and Honey at home could never get that sort of thing right; I know they work at a bar, but you'd think they could discern colors, don't you?

/laaaaate

[likeajoan.livejournal.com]

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Just tell me which. :D

[caballero]

It's the lights; it happens when you spend your whole life working in what amounts to a cave.

[phoenixsays.livejournal.com]

That is why God invented lasik. And stress relief- not that they have an on-call masseuse here. [her expression here is like, SO SINCERELY AND TREMULOUSLY BRAVE, as though she will somehow bear it.] I'm sure there are alternate means.

[caballero]

Look at that, we're back to your dress on my floor.

[orderfromchaos.livejournal.com]

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