meme :: advice

[mercurialnature.livejournal.com]

✖ Post as your character!
✖ Other people -- characters, players, your mom -- ask you advice.
✖ Give advice in character.
✖ Keep asking, keep giving.

Comments

[caballero]

First person to ask Batman for parenting advice loses the meme.

[delcorazon.livejournal.com]

What amazing things should I do to the Rolls. I'm actually considering bumper stickers now.

[caballero]

Uh.

Maybe we should look at making sure the suspension is as flawless as possible. I wouldn't know about bumper stickers.

[delcorazon.livejournal.com]

Well, if we're being all practical...

No, okay, in all seriousness, would there be much point to the flashing lights? There's not exactly a whole lotta traffic around here anyway.

[meanwhileback.livejournal.com]

You know things about cars. Let's assume that I'm in the market now that I'm in Taxon and things don't cost money anymore. Give me an idea of what kind of car I should get, and why.

[caballero]

One that can fit through a hatch.

[meanwhileback.livejournal.com]

Oh, you're no fun anymore. There's got to be a dealership in this stupid fucking city somewhere, or else why did they bother putting streets in?

[faderbroderson]

What should one do when one's psychologist turns out to be a psychopath?

[caballero]

Be grateful he didn't dose you with anything, and ask for a reference next time.

... He's very good at fooling people, and I think we collectively dodged a bullet.

[faderbroderson]

No medicine would have affected me, thankfully. It didn't even occur to me to ask for a reference. It's not as if there are an abundance of therapists in Taxon.

[mightyfallen.livejournal.com]

So what do you get the guy who has everything?

/butts in

[meanwhileback.livejournal.com]

Novelty t-shirts.

[mightyfallen.livejournal.com]

But would he wear them? Or more relevantly, how can we get him to wear them?

IGNORING PENELOPE

[caballero]

Silence.

[mightyfallen.livejournal.com]

I considered for a moment if I couldn't actually soundproof a room for you, but my amateur construction skills being what they are (that is, nonexistent) I imagine the attempt would be somewhat counterproductive.

So what else?

[lambentstar.livejournal.com]

What's the best way to make amends for a thing you can't make amends for?

[caballero]

Hope.

[lambentstar.livejournal.com]

Well. At least I got that covered. To the nines.

[phoenixsays.livejournal.com]

Judging by the response here, looks like I should be asking you how to win friends and influence people.

[caballero]

Well, I can fix a car.

[phoenixsays.livejournal.com]

Really! I can't, alas, but I suspect one day we may even have traffic.

I imagine being able to steal one is significantly less of a social niche, not that that's to my level, these days.

[mercurialnature.livejournal.com]

How best can I convince you to wear a silly hat?

[caballero]

I would prefer not to, so it'd have to be vital to helping someone, somehow.

/breaks meme

[remexblade.livejournal.com]

Avoiding people freaking out over your supposed 'problems'.

GASP

[caballero]

Don't get close.