meme :: advice

[mercurialnature.livejournal.com]

✖ Post as your character!
✖ Other people -- characters, players, your mom -- ask you advice.
✖ Give advice in character.
✖ Keep asking, keep giving.

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[meanwhileback.livejournal.com]

That tiny scholarly anteater is probably the cutest thing I've ever seen.

[delcorazon.livejournal.com]

Give me a step by step process for "getting this party started."

[meanwhileback.livejournal.com]

Step 1: Cut a hole in the box Locale is key. It can be as low-class and skanky as you want, but if it's too small or too high-class, people won't be as willing to come and let loose.
Step 2: Gaga. Gaga and Cristal. Let them both flow.
Step 3: Round up the fancy bitches in fancy shoes and men in watches that cost more than most people's cars
Step 4: If the party is going slow, provide shots. Alcohol is social lubrication.

[lanterncast.livejournal.com]

Fucking bitches, getting money: how do I make this work for me?

[meanwhileback.livejournal.com]

Honestly dude I don't foresee a situation in which it wouldn't work for you. By which I mean fuck some bitches and get some money. Not that money really means anything in Taxon. Hell, for all I know, fucking bitches doesn't mean anything here, either. I didn't have a chance to test that out before I got detonated, the fuck should I know.

Go fuck some bitches and then report back to me, I guess.

[lanterncast.livejournal.com]

Maybe I should just send them back to you with like, scented oils for your feet and whatever the fuck else people do when they're getting looked after? It'd make your...experimenting run easier.

[meanwhileback.livejournal.com]

What, the bitches? Don't send me bitches, I can barely fucking move right now without wanting to drown in beautiful, beautiful drugs. What the hell would I do with bitches, other than maybe feed them to Angus.

...No, you know what, if you can round up some extras that look like the Old Spice guy you can just send 'em right round to me and they can feed me peeled grapes and massage my feet and shit, that'd be boss as fuck.

[magicalskeptic.livejournal.com]

There is the most adorable cat who wanders in and out of my room, whenever he wishes. What is the best way to make friends with him? I do promise to spoil him rotten as he so clearly deserves.

Also, what colours do you think would be good for this summer season?

These may not be life-altering questions, but I feel they are of the utmost importance.

oh god, the two subjects she goes on and on about: cats and clothes.

[meanwhileback.livejournal.com]

I am assuming you're referring to Angus, as I don't think Bruce has any other cats since he doesn't strike me as a 'cat person', although "adorable" hasn't ever really been the foremost adjective used to describe him. "Huge" and "weirdly off-putting", maybe. But he is an attractive beast, I will give you that.

The best way to make friends with him is to give him respect, food, and tummy rubs, in that order. He pretends like he's got too much Cat Dignity to really enjoy tummy rubs, but he's faking. Generally when he's happy he'll flop onto his side or back, and that's when you can get him. It's like making a lion purr. Very satisfying.

Colors for this summer... You know, in Taxon, you could get away with just about anything, but something tells me you're not exactly a "fuchsia floral" kind of girl, so I was thinking of sticking with tasteful bright gemstone colors and staying sparse with the airy patterns, like maybe a subtle stripe here or there, but nothing too The Hills Are Alive, I mean you're like a princess or something, not a goatherd.

Re: oh god, the two subjects she goes on and on about: cats and clothes.

[magicalskeptic.livejournal.com]

Angus, so that's his name. Well, I am well-accustomed to dealing with men whose dignity will not allow them to admit to preferred amusements, so I hope we shall get along famously. I'll just have to tell him what a regal-looking creature he is. You do not mind if I make friends with him?

As for your colour choices, I'm sure I would approve, as I do like bright, gem-like colours, but would you be offended if I asked for final approval before you started?

[mercurialnature.livejournal.com]

How would you care for a tiny anteater?

[meanwhileback.livejournal.com]

...Well first of all I'd have to keep him away from Angus, since he'd probably try and bat it around like it was made of catnip. After that, I have no idea. What do you even feed an anteater that small? Ants would be too big to fit up its tiny schnoz. You'd have to make like an ant-paste that it could just lick up and oh god I'm thinking about this too much, aren't I.