ext_115361 ([identity profile] virtued.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] taxonooc2010-10-06 07:52 pm
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so i hear you have a bit of a damon problem...


Hi, my name is Rumi and I have a vampire problem. I am a typecast...typist, apparently. A-anyway, say hello to Stefan Salvatore of The Vampire Diaries (television adaptation) fame. His hobbies include keeping his brother on a short leash, making asshole history teachers look like idiots, being a ninja (seriously, 2.04 - Stefan you are a NINJA), writing down everything ever, playing adoptive sire to Damon's sirings, cleaning up Damon's messes, disapproving of when Elena doesn't stay in the gdamn car, hovering around Elena always and not having any fun ever, because it's hard to have friends when your psychotic, impulsive-murdering brother tends to kill them all.

Stefan's the farthest along in the cast, as he's coming into the game after the events of 2.02, "Brave New World." THINGS TO KNOW, um, the obvious not being able to tell he's a vampire. Seriously, even other vampires in TVD canon can't tell when someone else is a vampire. He's wrapped around Elena's little finger (the laaaahv is strong with this one), only he's allowed - okay, Elena, too - to torment his brother (the are the best and worst brothers ever), and he will be doing his 'just a seventeen-year-old kid from Virginia' routine until the end of time...or Damon fucks up and exposes them.

I THINK THAT'S IT, INTRO UP SHORTLY. /noms on a poptart 'cause clearly she needs more sugar today
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[identity profile] allthefunever.livejournal.com 2010-10-07 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
OH HAI STEFAN

WE'RE GOING TO HAVE SO MUCH FUN

[identity profile] allthefunever.livejournal.com 2010-10-07 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
seriously stefan, pray alaric shows up soon DAMON IS GETTING BORED

[identity profile] hippocraticly.livejournal.com 2010-10-07 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
BOXHEAD.

[identity profile] virtued.livejournal.com 2010-10-07 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
/GIVES BONES A HOARD OF TEENAGERS

[identity profile] virtued.livejournal.com 2010-10-07 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
stefan says ALARIC, DAMON NEEDS A STRONGER LEASH.

[identity profile] allthefunever.livejournal.com 2010-10-07 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
IS IT INCEST O'CLOCK ALREADY

someday someone will be like

'sarah why do leashes equal incest'

and i will have to explain

and then the internet will die

[identity profile] hippocraticly.livejournal.com 2010-10-07 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
Sons! And daughter! Also, I think you'll like this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kw6QES3TWM)

[identity profile] virtued.livejournal.com 2010-10-07 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
...NO-ONE IS ALLOWED TO EXPLAIN 'TRADITIONAL' VAMPIRE LORE TO DAMON.

EVER.

weep. and then you'll have to explain facebook and fight club and the donner party, too.

/watches the internet collapse like a flan in the cupboard

[identity profile] allthefunever.livejournal.com 2010-10-07 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
BUT IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY

still love we named our pairing that. WE DEFY YOUR PORTMANTEAUS WE HAVE A SHIP NAMED AFTER (ALLEGED) CANNIBALS. BEAT THAT SHIT, BANGEL/SPUFFY/BENNIFER/...I RAN OUT OF OTHER NAME SMUSHES.

/covers it in bees

[identity profile] virtued.livejournal.com 2010-10-07 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
DAMON WOULD TROLL AND THEN GO WEEP SOMEWHERE AND YOU KNOW IT.

WE ARE JUST THAT AWESOME. i could give you other portmanteaus, but they're all from soap operas of ~super couples~ from the 90s.

MY GOD MAN, DO THEY WANT TEA?

[identity profile] allthefunever.livejournal.com 2010-10-07 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
DAMON SAYS HE NEVER WEEPS shut up he has something in his eye

BRANGELINA. THERE I GOT ONE MORE.

NO BUT THEY HAVE A FLAG

[identity profile] virtued.livejournal.com 2010-10-07 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
/quietly bookmarks this

❤❤❤❤❤❤

[identity profile] adeadringer.livejournal.com 2010-10-07 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii boyfrand

[identity profile] adeadringer.livejournal.com 2010-10-07 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
sob why do i not have any sexy gifs? or tvd gifs in general. :(

[identity profile] virtued.livejournal.com 2010-10-07 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
it took me FOREVER to find the few gifs that i have. sob more people need to make TVD gifs. i had to troll through google to find them. ;____;

...or, i should make them. i do know how, i'm just usually too lazy to fight with imageready.

[identity profile] virtued.livejournal.com 2010-10-07 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
stefan says AND YOU NEVER WORRY, EITHER. ...DO YOU NEED A HUG?

THE FLAG HAS HAMSTERS ON IT.

[identity profile] allthefunever.livejournal.com 2010-10-07 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
STEFAN WE DON'T HUG GET OFF ME. (yes.)

GOOD THING WE'RE CHURCH OF ENGLAND, OTHERWISE IT MIGHT BE A GERBIL.

[identity profile] adeadringer.livejournal.com 2010-10-07 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
ooh, i didn't even think of googling them.

either way, there needs to be more tvd gifs in the world, for they are amazing. (here's where an example would go if i had one, but i'm too lazy to look. :[)
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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2010-10-07 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
YOU KNOW WHAT? IGNORE ME. DAMON IS CLEARLY THE BETTER BROTHER.

/runs
Edited 2010-10-07 05:18 (UTC)

[personal profile] tamitha 2010-10-07 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
/CHASES

[identity profile] bonescientist.livejournal.com 2010-10-07 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
Well, the first step is to admit that you've got a problem... and the second one is getting all the enabling and approval and \o/ from your fellow people, which is exactly what this comment is for. Yay for more TVD cast! ♥♥♥

[personal profile] tamitha 2010-10-07 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I am powerless to enabling. And I am cool with having a problem as long as it is approved of! XD
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