so i hear you have a bit of a damon problem...

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Hi, my name is Rumi and I have a vampire problem. I am a typecast...typist, apparently. A-anyway, say hello to Stefan Salvatore of The Vampire Diaries (television adaptation) fame. His hobbies include keeping his brother on a short leash, making asshole history teachers look like idiots, being a ninja (seriously, 2.04 - Stefan you are a NINJA), writing down everything ever, playing adoptive sire to Damon's sirings, cleaning up Damon's messes, disapproving of when Elena doesn't stay in the gdamn car, hovering around Elena always and not having any fun ever, because it's hard to have friends when your psychotic, impulsive-murdering brother tends to kill them all.

Stefan's the farthest along in the cast, as he's coming into the game after the events of 2.02, "Brave New World." THINGS TO KNOW, um, the obvious not being able to tell he's a vampire. Seriously, even other vampires in TVD canon can't tell when someone else is a vampire. He's wrapped around Elena's little finger (the laaaahv is strong with this one), only he's allowed - okay, Elena, too - to torment his brother (the are the best and worst brothers ever), and he will be doing his 'just a seventeen-year-old kid from Virginia' routine until the end of time...or Damon fucks up and exposes them.

I THINK THAT'S IT, INTRO UP SHORTLY. /noms on a poptart 'cause clearly she needs more sugar today

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BUT IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY

still love we named our pairing that. WE DEFY YOUR PORTMANTEAUS WE HAVE A SHIP NAMED AFTER (ALLEGED) CANNIBALS. BEAT THAT SHIT, BANGEL/SPUFFY/BENNIFER/...I RAN OUT OF OTHER NAME SMUSHES.

/covers it in bees

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DAMON WOULD TROLL AND THEN GO WEEP SOMEWHERE AND YOU KNOW IT.

WE ARE JUST THAT AWESOME. i could give you other portmanteaus, but they're all from soap operas of ~super couples~ from the 90s.

MY GOD MAN, DO THEY WANT TEA?

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DAMON SAYS HE NEVER WEEPS shut up he has something in his eye

BRANGELINA. THERE I GOT ONE MORE.

NO BUT THEY HAVE A FLAG

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stefan says AND YOU NEVER WORRY, EITHER. ...DO YOU NEED A HUG?

THE FLAG HAS HAMSTERS ON IT.

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STEFAN WE DON'T HUG GET OFF ME. (yes.)

GOOD THING WE'RE CHURCH OF ENGLAND, OTHERWISE IT MIGHT BE A GERBIL.