taxonmods: (the cute; it liiiiiiiies.)
taxonmods ([personal profile] taxonmods) wrote in [community profile] taxonooc2011-05-20 10:17 am

don't speak i know just what you're saying so please stop explaining don't tell me cause it hurts

WE DO IN FACT SPEAK AMERICANO. AND EVERYTHING ELSE.

Only with a lot less actual speaking for a while. As outlined in May's State of the Taxon, we’ve got a system glitch starting around midday on Sunday the 22nd.

An attempt by the aliens to stop the citizens from understanding the incoming radio signals will result in the characters losing the ability to speak - or indeed make any vocalizations - and the tablets will only support text transmissions. This will last through the 26th, with some residual effects lingering until the 29th.

List of details!

● At the start of the glitch, there will be a five minute period in which characters will speak gibberish, nonsense sounds strung together.

● After this, spoken communication will be shut off completely and tablets will default to text.

● Characters who know languages other than English will find themselves writing in that language or languages. They can stick to English with a lot of effort, but words or phrases will still slip through.

● On the 26th, verbal communication will be restored. Multilingual characters will still find themselves slipping into non-English.

● This will all be cleared up and normalcy restored on the 29th.



For characters who will be affected by the multi-lingual shenanigans, you can use Google Translate to muck up your tags, or denote things in other languages by bolding the text.

Questions? Plottings? Flailings? This is the post for 'em! Speak now or forever hold... you get the idea.

[identity profile] patternal.livejournal.com 2011-05-20 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
WHY ARE YOU MODS SO AWESOME AND HOW CAN I BE AS AWESOME AS YOU

But really, I do have kind of a logistics question.

If a character can speak multiplie languages other than English, would it be best to pick one and stick with it for the aliens' NEFARIOUS PURPOSES or is throwing out three or four different ones alright?
aintnoconvict: (oh fffffff)

[personal profile] aintnoconvict 2011-05-20 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Fitz is going to roll with this fairly decently. He'll be annoyed because it's ahrder to flirt via text, and his texting/end-of-glitch speaking will occasionally slip into Chinese, but he'll deal.

Glitch on the other hand will freak the hell out. Talking is his primary way to reinforce / sort through memories, it is a Big Deal, so he's going to be writing stuff down A LOT. Aaaand as he tends to freehand texting on the tablets (buttons can get overwhelming) he'll probably be doing some Picture Language Of The Ancients™ , which sucks since he doesn't actively remember it.

Shaking and crying and silently mouthing things forever, basically =(

[identity profile] biverbam.livejournal.com 2011-05-21 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
I WANT ALL YOUR CHARADES
aintnoconvict: (worrying absence of information)

[personal profile] aintnoconvict 2011-05-21 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
THIS FACE FOREVER, RIVER.

[identity profile] egregiouslypink.livejournal.com 2011-05-20 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
→ Dawn will be VERY ANNOYED by her lack of ability to talk (and probably carry around a white board) and then will be annoyed by the Tower of Babel effect but eventually will just babble happily away in all the dead languages.

→ Damon will make a lot of obscene gestures idk. Then he'll find himself speaking French and want to die, and will hole up with booze and try to be quiet or at least use Italian instead.

→ Sook and Faith will just be annoyed about not talking (...Sookie more than Faith) and then will be back to English since that's all they speak.

OTHER THAN THAT: I had some half formed ideas about Sook getting her telepath on, idk how. ANY INTEREST?
secretshame: (Or are we just ashes and wine?)

[personal profile] secretshame 2011-05-21 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
EITHER OF MY GIRLS ARE OPEN FOR TELEPATH SHENANIGANS, Jenna more than Willow because of magic witchy barriers, etc
aintnoconvict: (not making this up)

[personal profile] aintnoconvict 2011-05-21 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
telepathy: GO AND GOOD LUCK

[identity profile] biverbam.livejournal.com 2011-05-21 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
River will draw all over Dawn's whiteboard.

ps. this is the best opportunity for pictionary and dog ballerinas.

[identity profile] cheerioless.livejournal.com 2011-05-21 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
SOOK TOTES NEEDS TO GET HER TELEPATH ON.
selfmadman: (BECAUSE YOU DRANK IT ALL)

[personal profile] selfmadman 2011-05-23 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
DON IS OF COURSE AVAILABLE FOR TELEPATHIC HORRORS HIJINKS!

(His thoughts will mostly revolve around drinking. ENJOY.)

[identity profile] prophecy-boy.livejournal.com 2011-05-20 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
This can only be awesome. Connor is going to be so frustrated, he has enough trouble articulating himself when he can speak! XD

[personal profile] tamitha 2011-05-20 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
and his father will be stuck speaking irish garbled with bits of the dozens of other languages he's picked up over the centuries, sob.

[identity profile] prophecy-boy.livejournal.com 2011-05-21 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
That can only be incredible. I am just sayin'.

[identity profile] biverbam.livejournal.com 2011-05-21 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
He'll find his way, like a baby monosyllabic duck!

[identity profile] prophecy-boy.livejournal.com 2011-05-21 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
THIS IS AN AMAZING ANALOGY.

[identity profile] biverbam.livejournal.com 2011-05-21 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
All he needs now is a mama duck to waddle in front of him and show him the way to verbiosity.

ONE LITTLE WEBBED FOOT AT A TIME, CONNOR, YOU CAN DO IT!

[identity profile] prophecy-boy.livejournal.com 2011-05-21 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
omg he is such a sad little duckling. OR PUPPY.

[identity profile] biverbam.livejournal.com 2011-05-21 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
I'd suggest River but that would be the worst idea to ever exist in the history of ideas.
secretshame: (I've lost all my trust)

[personal profile] secretshame 2011-05-21 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
Willow will be swearing in broken, butchered Latin, since it is canon that she sucks at Latin. XD

Jenna will just resign herself to wearing a white board all week.

[identity profile] biverbam.livejournal.com 2011-05-21 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
/throws myself at you because i can
secretshame: (Don't tear me down)

[personal profile] secretshame 2011-05-21 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
...shenanigans :D

[identity profile] biverbam.livejournal.com 2011-05-21 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Hey aunt Jenna, you totally wanted some strange girl you don't know wandering around in your house while no one can talk, right?

Because you are totally getting one.
secretshame: (Somewhere just beyond my reach)

[personal profile] secretshame 2011-05-21 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
...no she really didn't but I approve because yes please do want x3

/watches Jenna flip her shit

[identity profile] biverbam.livejournal.com 2011-05-21 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
I await her frustrated gesticulations with mounting joy. :3
secretshame: (Who's there knocking at my window?)

[personal profile] secretshame 2011-05-21 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
It will be the best thing ever :3 I am excited for this x3 Her first response is going to be "SHIT VAMPI- wait I didn't invite her in, shit stranger in the house!"

[identity profile] biverbam.livejournal.com 2011-05-21 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
She needs a nametag. "HELLO MY NAME IS: Elena's friend"

Because if we put "Damon's friend" I don't think it would go over nearly as well.
secretshame: (I wish I could let it go)

[personal profile] secretshame 2011-05-21 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
LMAO NO, IT WOULDN'T XD AT ALL. EVER. BUT I WOULD BE AMUSED FOREVER

[identity profile] rereremembered.livejournal.com 2011-05-21 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
Fitz will be playing song with appropriate titles and/or lyrics for what he's trying to get across. Because it's convoluted and he thinks it's cool.
secretshame: (Gotta be fresh from the fight)

[personal profile] secretshame 2011-05-21 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Jenna approves of this XD

[identity profile] biverbam.livejournal.com 2011-05-21 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
River knows Mandarin, Esperanto, Greek, Italian, Japanese, Latin, Turkish, German, Greek, Swedish, and Tobrik (which is a language she made up when she was 11 sob), plus other Chinese dialects. Anything that comes out in English will be both a miracle and probably very short sentences. And that's only if she cares enough to make sure she's understood.

...I will probably just stick with Mandarin and maybe others if they overlap with who she's talking to in order to save my brain.
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[personal profile] aintnoconvict 2011-05-21 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Glitch is just going to curl up by her and whimper okay.

[identity profile] biverbam.livejournal.com 2011-05-21 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
...that just makes me think she'll pet his head like he's a cat.
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[personal profile] aintnoconvict 2011-05-21 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
GLITCH: Taxon's housecat. True story.

[identity profile] smecker.livejournal.com 2011-05-21 10:12 am (UTC)(link)
LONG WOULD WANT TO LEARN TOBRIK, I'M JUST SAYING. ...and speaks the others

[identity profile] cheerioless.livejournal.com 2011-05-21 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
Considering the Spanish, or lack-there-of, Mr. Schue taught her, Quinn does not like this at all.

[identity profile] entractes.livejournal.com 2011-05-21 08:25 am (UTC)(link)
This is pretty much the worst first glitch Kurt (and his French) could possibly imagine.
secretshame: (Gotta be fresh from the fight)

[personal profile] secretshame 2011-05-21 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
could've been worse. he could've come in for the zombie apocalypse XD WILLOW WILL PROBABLY POINT THIS OUT TO EVERYONE AT SOME POINT in garbled Latin...

[identity profile] entractes.livejournal.com 2011-05-21 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
He's probably more receptive to the idea of zombies (actually being in an apocalypse will change his mind for sure) than being mute lmao. Either way, he'll hate this crazy city even more :c.
slayersidekick: (Loose bolt of a complete machine)

[personal profile] slayersidekick 2011-05-21 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Willow will commiserate so much. She hates this city sooooo much XD

[identity profile] smecker.livejournal.com 2011-05-21 10:13 am (UTC)(link)
Long is going to be all secretly SQUEE and then all publically 'How dreadful, if anybody requires a translator please let me know' (in 50zillion languages). God, what a troll.
secretshame: (Didn't I tell you You wanna leave it all)

[personal profile] secretshame 2011-05-21 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Willow: >| THIS FACE FOREVER

clearly this means he should troll her

[identity profile] imperial-long.livejournal.com 2011-05-21 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahahhaa but of course! It is going to be a long road to the mythical goal of non-dislike
secretshame: (I may seem crazy)

[personal profile] secretshame 2011-05-21 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
ONE OF THESE DAYS. For now I will just enjoy the trolling XD At least they're to the point they can mostly tolerate each other XD?

[identity profile] imperial-long.livejournal.com 2011-05-21 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, I am all for lolz and bickering and trolling, it makes the world go round
secretshame: (This is me for forever)

[personal profile] secretshame 2011-05-23 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
Negative CR is as awesome as positive IMO :3 /fully supports this
defenestration: (Default)

Latest of all the Late, as always

[personal profile] defenestration 2011-05-23 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Adrian will be struggling not to fall into German, which will probably be easier via text than when voices get turned back on. He has a thing about people knowing his background. I'm headcanoning that he speaks Greek, Egyptian Arabic, French and Italian, because of his upbringing and the time he spent in the Middle East, plus being a freaking genius. He also probably can read Middle Egyptian and Coptic.

Mattie is all English all the time, and probably won't be much affected by the writing-only period either. Letter writing is clearly a lost art, here.