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[kpcalmntelepath]

Hello, darlings, my name is Ania and I will be bringing you the movie version of everyone's favorite telepath, Professor Charles Francis Xavier.  He is just barely post movie, and thus paralyzed.  Please be gentle with him (and me)!

Also, I'm in the process of putting his...Everything...Together, so please pardon our dust.

You can catch me on Soutasays Iidata on AIM, or on plurk.

Taxon, bring me your virgins!

[skysung]

...That sounded really creepy. I don't want to sacrifice them, I swear! My plans are not nefarious!

What's happening is that the city will soon be receiving unicorns and winged monkeys to run and fly free throughout the streets and air. Kitten is unhappy enough with being trapped in the city. She sees no reason for other magical creatures to remain in a prison within the prison. Therefore, she'll be staging a jailbreak over at the Taxon zoo.

Where virginity comes into things is that these unicorns do follow the bit of lore that says they only allow virgins to approach them. I look forward to watching some characters who don't fit the bill (the majority of our cast) trying to get near a unicorn and failing miserably. If our very few virgins wanted to actually round up said unicorns, I'm sure the hamsters would appreciate their help. XD

For those whose characters will be (very reasonably) concerned about the monkeys considering recent events, a network warning will be posted declaring these particular flying monkeys harmless, and you'll have to deal with an angry dragon if you hurt them when they've done nothing to deserve it.

A post for shenanigans will go up within the next week, though exactly when depends on my somewhat ridiculous schedule. If anyone has questions or wants to plan anything, feel free to leave a comment here.